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I want to clear out my drafts. This is a common enough occurrence on social media, right? Right. Except I have had this account for nearly a decade. This means I have 5,473 drafts. I want to have them on my blog, and tag them so that I can access them instead of scrolling for 10 years to find something I saved for myself. The first tag on all of these post is going to be #FromTheDrafts so block it to avoid the utter bullshit that will happening. There will also be stuff from fandoms I'm not in anymore, stuff that I don't approve of/ associate with. Hopefully some of that *cough sm*t that somehow made it past the bans cough* will go onto a side blog, but I still need to get it out in the open and then reblog it there.

tl:dr block #FromTheDrafts or be faced with everything I've ever been interested in and get spammed to hell and back

That also means I will be bringing up shit from years ago and so people may be getting weird notifs from me. My apologies in advance.

I will also try to fix any broken posts, or provide links to stuff that doesn't load properly.

artists rendition of my first day of college

“this comic is fake” i bared my SOUL to you by telling you this happened to me. i wish this comic was fake

contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid

#i would describe my gender as not exactly ‘idk dude i just work here’ #more like…..when someone assumes you work somewhere that you don’t #but you know how to help them so you do it anyway #my gender is wearing a red shirt at a target

These are the best tags

I learned a new concept

Graceful degradation is the ability of a computer, machine, electronic system or network to maintain limited functionality even when a large portion of it has been destroyed or rendered inoperative. The purpose of graceful degradation is to prevent catastrophic failure. (Tech Target, first result on the search engine)

Literal opposite of planned obsolescence. I love you graceful degradation.

This is fascinating.

Need more

250ml normal saline infusion bag by ICU Medical with gravity infusion set by Becton and Dickinson btw

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this

lots of people are reblogging this and tagging it #piracy—i should clarify, this is not piracy! ripping DVDs and CDs to have your own copy is fully legal, because it’s your legal right to do what you will with your property individually. it only becomes illegal if you then distribute that file on the internet.

a comic about fix-it fanfics

Signs and their months on an alignment chart

from one of my old faves:

when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

I had a thought.

(note: I know that Vivienne’s focus ability is technically a heal/revival and we do have a revival spell, but I mean the kind of healing we had for Anders and Wynne in the previous games)

doggy wizards would cast countersmell

kitty wizards would cast counter. spell where you get up on the counter.

people are so used to online content being curated for their consumption that they forget tumblr isn’t like that… this is my diary. I don’t post for other people. if you find the stuff I post depressing or annoying or too much or u don’t agree or whatever whatever…. that’s fine it’s not For You? it’s for me. there is no audience I’m performing for. feel free to unfollow me if u don’t like, I’m not a carefully crafted online persona I’m a real person

Being in your twenties is just

Have I eaten today? Do I have autism? I want a new job. Am I dehydrated? God, I want top surgery so bad. Where's my birth certificate? Oh it's nice out today! Should I get high tonight? I'm so hungry. I'm so sad. Do my friends hate me? I need a nap. I'd be so much hotter without tits.

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