*sweats*
homuratrash
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay….but we gotta know she’s Female, do u understand? ….she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara…smooth chest that sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got titties even tho she’s a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife
Source: weheartit.com
I headcanon Stu as being good at lying because of his huge number of friends and good grasp on social interactions but this fucking scene just cracks me up. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Look at him. Biting his nails like a scared scooby-doo character. Minimal amount of sweat. Pointing at Randy like that one 100% vegan fried chicken soyjak.
Who is it, Sid? The sad little sopping wet kitten of a man with a wounded leg or the completely uninjured 6"4 tall nuisance throwing him down the porch?
I'll explain how he gets his sad little hands on the punisher. Some time
trans shep w...jack is covering his top surgery scars with a very sick and painful tattoo
jack and zaeed were zeke’s bestfriends in me2! so happy I finally got to draw out this idea 💜
Thanks @bitsofboots for sending me this incredible image, because I just couldn't help but turn it into a chaotic dadneto comic as soon as I saw it 🤣! Hope you enjoy!
-Superherotiger