Scorbus for the ship meme please!
notp / not really / meh / I could / sometimes / maker, yes / my otp babbies
Thank you!!!
what if
asexual characters
who weren’t androids or aliens
whose asexuality wasn’t seen as something needing to be ‘fixed’
and who aren’t socipaths
Does godzilla count as a sociopath?
TO BE HONEST I WOULDN’T REALLY USE GODZILLA AS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF ASEXUAL REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA BECAUSE GODZILLA IS A HUGE FUCKING LIZARD
Idk, I would like to be represented by Godzilla.
Not gonna lie sometimes when I hear acephobic shit I too want to destroy a city.
Godzilla sounds like a great Ace mascot
I love the direction this went in.
I’m pleased to be represented by Godzilla, but we need more than one ace character, even if he is the size of 500 non-ace characters.
@freshface-blankpage relevant to our current conversation hehe
loudest noises: -dad sneezes -mom yells -trying to get a pot out of the pot cupboard -dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower -flushing the toilet at 3am in the morning -IMAX
tonks and lupin are two of the gayest characters ive ever seen and somehow jkr thought it was a good idea to put them in a terrible straight relationship
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants
Can you believe there is love that is illegal Love
Can you believe there are people who are illegal People
This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%
my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.
This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.
let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.
the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control
shit
I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.
My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!
I live in America, and I was only taught to hide and be quiet. I had to learn this on Tumblr. If one more person says that technology is ruining children, they best shut the hell up because this could be saving lives
We had more lockdown drills at school than we did fire drills…
“Beauty is not long hair, skinny legs, tanned skin or perfect teeth. Beauty is the face of who cried and now smiles, beauty is the scar on your knee since you fell when you were a kid, beauty is the circles when love doesn’t let you sleep, beauty is the expression on the face when the alarm rings in the morning, it’s the melted makeup when you have a shower, it’s the laughter when you make a joke you’re the only one who can understand, beauty is meeting his gaze and stopping understanding, beauty is your gaze when you see him, it’s when you cry for all you paranoias, beauty is the lines marked by time. Beauty is what we feel in the inside which also shows outside us. Beauty is the marks the life leaves on us, all the kicks and the caresses the memories leave us. Beauty is letting yourself live.” — Emma Watson
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
reading the fic summary
reading the actual fic
Jonaida Estrada González, (x)
Learn this.
(via baby-make-it-hurt)
Draco: We should name him Scorpius Hyperion
Astoria (After hours of child birth): Oh, I see we’re continuing *Heavy breathing* the tradition of pretentious names. Okay… I guess.
Lucius: Yes. He must be just like Draco.
Astoria: *Heavy Breathing*
Lucius: Maybe listen to your wife, name the child Charlie or something. Not that I like it *groaning*
Draco: What a disgusting name. No, Scorpius. And yes father he’ll be just like me. The platinum hair, the grey eyes, rich, great, he’ll be in Slytherin, he’ll be handsome, have the most beautiful wife *winks*, and most importantly… He’ll never be even an acquaintance of any of the Potters or Weasleys…
Scorpius: Dad, you’ve gotten the wedding invitations. Albus is so excited your coming. You as well grandfather. Well we best be going. C’mon Rose, still lot’s of planning for the wedding to do.
Scorpius: *Turning to walk away*
Scorpius: *walking away*
Scorpius: Now, what should I say to Al in our vows. *Voice slowly fading away*
Lucius: I told you, you should have named him Charlie. *gross sobbing*
Draco: Fuck me
i’ve been feeling so much lately. kinda like someone’s taken the soda bottle that is my emotions, which, let’s say, normally bubbles with a light sizzle and pop, and given it a good shake. most of the time i manage to quickly bend down and slurp up the carbonated fizz. I swallow and feel it rush through my body. it weighs on my chest, fills my mind, flows through my heart, and, occasionally, late at night, overflows from my eyelids :\
