LOL 😂

WHERE-MY-HUG-AT- GASTON

me on halloween

American soldiers teasing children with water in Iraq.

PLEASE SHARE.

SPREAD THIS SHIT EVERYWHERE.

FUCK THE MILITARY.

i cannot believe i’m seeing this right now i cannot believe i’m seeing this right now. they’re ENJOYING IT, they’re literally enjoying it one of them says “this kid’s been running for 2 miles” and they all laugh i’ve never been so disgusted in my entire life. 

Fucking disgusting

you can’t not reblog this

AND NOW THAT TIME IS BACK AROUND

the summertime, and butterflies, all belong to your creation. ✨

How homophobes should be treated honestly.

I love how she knows as soooon as his earrings come off, it’s goin motha fuckin doooown!

“Tip your waitress”

LAWD HAMMERCY I NEED TO START LOOKING AT THIS LOL

Lafayette is perfect!

THIS DRAGGING WAS LEGENDARY

how to be petty; step 1

That bitch. Lmao

CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE

HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU I’M GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU? GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU CAP BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DON’T MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU I’M PBS LIKE CAILLOU DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST EVER LIKE CAILLOU I’M DICKIN IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU I’M UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU

holy shit

Im speechless

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

WHEN IS HER ALBUM DROPPING THO 

aaaaaayyye, get it. I fuckin’ love this aha

“This next song goes out to anyone that’s been told that the way they think and the way they feel is the wrong way to think and the wrong way to feel. Anybody, who’s felt betrayed by their friends, or their family. Anybody who has been made to feel like they need help when all they really want is a hug.

Believe whatever you wanna believe, love whoever you wanna love, fucking dance whenever you wanna dance. because things do get better. I promise you nothing is permanent. I know some of you don’t believe me right now but they do get better. So this is for anybody who isn’t okay tonight. This song is called therapy.”

when you leave a store without buying anything

They really seem like they could be brother and sister

PLEASE EMPLOYMENT JELLY

Not risking it all I want in my life is a job I actually like

Sure why not, I’ll try anything at this point

i have an interview tomorrow! 

Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

This is savage and genius