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Watch this show they said, it will be fun they said

“Beyblade metal fight is a show for childr-

Crabnapped 
Was sent flying 500 miles away
Almost violently crushed to death
Daddy died in (supposedly) horrible circumstances
Almost crushed to death
Almost dead by falling from a cliff
Gratuitous violence, torture and massive kids kidnapping
Almost dead by falling from a building
Mental break down and heavy trauma
Evil possession
Getting your life sucked away
Extreme poverty
Double personality/kind of schizophrenia
Kids corruption
Hard-core brainwashing
Incurable illness
Was set on fire. Literally.
Almost violently crushed to death 2
Is he dead?“ moments
Discrimination towards teens and kids
SO LIGHT'EM UP UP UP
HE’S NOT DEAD, RIGHT? 

Nevermind.”

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That moment when you realize that those children still being alive is a miracle.

me: *takes a deep breath*
me: i lo-
anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love metal fight beyblade, we know, you love metal fight beyblade so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love metal fight beyblade, especially season 1, we KNOW, you love metal fight beyblade you fucking love metal fight beyblade ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE METAL FIGHT BEYBLADE. WE GET IT.
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Things we kinda accepted in the mfb canon but are actually super weird

  • Moses used a beyblade to split the water
  • There’s a talking dog in Koma village with no further explanation
  • Ryo Hagane got a job
  • There’s a beyblade that can suck peoples life energy and nobody decided to destroy it
  • Koma village is directly next to an actually volcano and nobody bats an eye

Feel free to add more

They didn’t for some reason just throw the forbidden bey…into the lava…and just kinda put it in a mountain cave instead…

  • Yu is 10/11 years old and he lived in the desert all by himself
  • There were only 4 adults in the first 3 seasons: Ryo, Doji, Ziggurat, Anton (Not counting the DJ’s)
  • Kyoyas scars are 100% symmetrical
  • Ginkgas Bandana clips through his hair
  • They always wear the same clothes
  • ARE THERE ANY OTHER PARENTS BESIDES RYO???

Doji’s been able to come back three to four times and no ones reported any of the evil adults to ANY kind of authority ?? Like WHAT ?

do the characters even have houses to live in

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“teenage mutant ninja turtles! turtles count it off! one, two, three, four turtles!”

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“Mutant chain reaction (turtles)!”

“Livin’ underground (turtles)!!”

“Ninjutsu Action (turtles)!”

“It’s a shell of a towwwnnn!!!”

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Coming into a fandom late

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

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Accuracy at its best

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

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all of this shit…lol

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

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This gets better every time I see it. 

Being in a dead fandom…

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

The accuracy hurts.

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

This just gets better..

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

Fandom hell in general

Yes.

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

Being in a fandom that actually works together

Why is this so true? All of it.

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

I love this. and it’s gotten better

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

All of these are me. Lol

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

And it reached its epic conclusion

I wasn’t expecting the last one

I love this so much 😭👍

Lord, help my soul. Nearly every single one of these has described the TMNT fandom at some point in time.

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I am a full grown 21 year old woman. I have a 401k and a salary position. I handle death and injury in automotive accidents and investigate fraud and liability.

But I am going to buy every fucking ROTTMNT toy I can to do my part in making sure this show keeps up. I want a planned conclusion. I want a fully funded ending. I want the plot to develop.

I WILL FUND YOU AS MUCH AS I CAN, NICKELODEON.

GOD BLESS YOU

literally my fucking hero

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on average red eared sliders live just over 20 years. soft shells live 20-30, snapping turtles live about 45 and box turtles live 50.

so if yall want some angst, leo will die first. then donnie a little while later. while raph and mikey are left alone for the next 20 or so years until raph dies and leaves mikey alone

First of all how dare you

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Doesn’t that mean Leo has a little over 5 years left,, oh wow I’m sad now,,

Eh, to be fair he probably won’t last that long anyway

what have you done

holiday

broke my rib while cough

nice.

and how are you doing?