don’t keep it all bottled in. i know you do that. it’s ok to let it out, so don’t forget to do it once in a while.

is this about farting or is it just me?

i scream you scream we all

repress memories of our childhood

Me: *gives snail cucumber slice* 🐌: munch munch Me: *literally sobbing* you ask for so little but you deserve so much

— Unknown

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

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I love this. There’s another one where they go to a wine tasting and give people a glass from a $20 bottle and they hate it, then a glass from a $200 bottle and they love it. But then they reveal that both glasses are actually from the same $20 bottle.

Wealth and it’s trappings is a false construct meant to elevate those that

Have.

INLOVE

this scene was far too real for too many people

i legit love linguini from ratatouille so much. his life is such a mess that he just lets a rat take over with no questions asked

i just want more from life. not more wealth or anything material just... more. more adventure. more knowledge. more wonder. more meaning, i guess

It’s my favorite thing when a lesbian is just like “I got extra fries with my meal, gay rights” or an enby is like “wow trans rights I just got a free gift card to the movies” or a bi dude is like “finally found a plant that won’t die, queer rights I guess.” Like that is the funniest shit I don’t care.

Even better than its negative counterpart, “it’s raining, this is homophobic,” or “real transphobia is that I can’t get past this level.”

straight people HATE when we do this. they don’t understand it at all which makes it even better

By the time I actually experience mutual love/romance it’s going to send me into shock and fucking kill me

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

when it rains you simply do not get a day