my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that? me: ya me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

All I do is act incorrectly in response to stimuli

ー all the love

black mirror writer: what if when you said “ello yewchube”…..yewchube said ello back…….

Ariana Grande as Regina George, Torrance Shipman, Jenna Rink, and Elle Woods.

ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

but you, you never do…do you?

hayley kiyoko: [dances around pretty ladies for a living]

Lady Bird dir. Greta Gerwig (2017)

Lady Bird (2017) dir. Greta Gerwig