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My Quiet Little Den...

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Don't mind me & my bowl of popcorn. :) She/Her

He came to my pond every day to play with his “imaginary” friend. Years later he returns beaten and bloody on deaths door so he can die in the only place he had happy memories, little does he know she is very real and very angry.

CW blood, death, mention of abuse smack smack smack A hand smacked against the low stone wall one final time before slipping off, the stacked rubble having reached its end. A smear of blood clung to it as the hand’s owner toppled forward into the clearing. He groaned, then raised his face from the damp grass. “Huh. So this place really did exist.” His arm reached out and he began to slowly drag himself forward, towards the large pond in the middle of the circular grassy meadow, across green vegetation strewn with the fallen purple petals of the heavy willows above him. “Thought it was just a dream …” His hand grasped the earth, soil digging beneath his fingernails as he pulled himself forward. “Kinda glad it isn’t.” His other hand reached for his stomach, flares of gasp-wrenching pain hitting him as he checked the wounds. They were so sticky with the crimson fluid, but at least that was likely the only thing staining the grass beneath him; his previous attempts to keep his organs inside himself were successful at least. ”Sorry if I’m making a, hhhh, mess of things.” Sweat dropped from his nose, plinking into the very edge of the pond water when he pulled himself towards the clearing’s center. Still clutching his middle, he slowly turned himself over, panting as arcs of agony coursed with every slow rotation. But now he could see the statue of the beautiful woman, reclining on a pedestal bedecked with the tree’s floral gifts. “Huh …” He smiled. “I remember you being smaller. And you really don’t look like stone, huh.” His eyes lost their focus, gazing up into the heavens. “Apparently, those old Roman and Greek statues used to be painted like you too, tried to make them look more lifelike. Probably why it was so easy to ‘play’ with you. Could have sworn my imaginary friend was a kid like me though.” Through the trees, he could glimpse the stars, twinkling their mischievous little lights. They’d never appeared quite so pretty before … although he had never been here during the night either. “Kinda wanted to say hi to her, really. But it’s hard to imagine her when the statue’s now some grown-ass woman .. like me.” He grimaced and took a shallow breath. “Well, I guess I’m a guy, but.” “What were you going to tell her?” He closed his eyes. “I was gonna ask her how she’s been … what she’s been up to … what sorta games she’s come up with. She loved to play pranks, be mischievous. We got into some of the wackiest dress-up games, let me tell you -” He frowned. He was dying; regardless of other factors, the blood loss had been too severe. He wasn’t that close to death as to start hearing things. He opened his eyelids to see my mesmerizing purple pupils staring down at him. “… I suppose it makes sense that my childhood friend is also some mystical shenaniganry.” He smiled weakly. “I seem to attract that sort of thing.” “Oh. Really.” “Yeah.” He exhaled. “There’s been, a lot of things. The vampires. The werewolves. The aliens. The Culverin Tax Regimenters. To name some. Hell, even my parents turned out to be cultists planning to sacrifice me to some ancient evil god at the place where I was born. Guess that’s why my life was so crappy from the start.” “Your gut does reek of dark magic.” “Mom got me with a cursed dagger while I was in the middle of some patricide. He deserved it, to be frank. I don’t think the evil god was happy with her stepping out of the ritual circle, though. Vaccuumed her right up into the vortex and vanished.” “They do get upset when their strictures are broken.” He frowned, focusing on my expression. “Is it just me, or are you upset with me?” I tapped my crossed arms with my fingers. “Oh, you picking up on that? Well done you, you deserve an award!” “Apologies.” His breathing was becoming intermittent. “I can’t quite think why. It’s becoming real faint here.” I inhaled, tasting the sour tones of Death in the air, and glared at the entrance, where a pool of grey fog was congealing. Two skeletal hands emerged from it, tapping a silver wristwatch. I gave them the middle finger before turning my face back down. “You mortals can always excuse things with faults of the body,” I said bitterly. “Failing memory, dying body.” I laughed, a twinge of hysteria in my mouth. “If only you were immortal, you could always do what you needed, what you promised. None of this … this foolish excuse crap.” “True enough.” He smiled wanly. “In my next life, I’ll try harder.” He was silent for a moment, and when he next spoke his voice was barely a whisper. “Can I ask you one last thing?” “What?” “Can you … forgive me?” His eyes were glistening even as they began to look into naught but emptiness. “That day … when they took me away from this town … I really … wanted to see … what surprise you’d had planned … for tomorrow. So … Sor …” I reached out one hand and pinched the unmoving lips sht. “Idiot.” I inhaled, then shouted, “You swindling stupid idiot!” My hand rose, a vortex of water stopping the creeping mist before it could enter. “Halt.” I gathered the corpse into my arms, holding the mindless head in my lap. “This is mine. Our promise, our contract, our vow was broken, by his hand, and I have not forgiven that unforgivable crime. I lay claim to this person in his entirety.” The coiling tendrils of fog were silent for several moments. “I profess,” tombs shifted open to unleash stiff words of rigor mortis, “to be an impartial figure, but I do feel the need to warn you that others will be upset not to see him enter their halls of judgement. They will seek him.” “Fuck them.” Crystal clear fluid pooled down the corpse’s head, soaking into the clothes before sinking into the body. “Fuck them, and fuck you too. Not like even you were able to find this place without following the blood trail.” “More like I sensed his imminent demise and came hither,” the halls of the deceased observed, “but your claim is true, and I acknowledge it as such. Farewell.” I waited until the grey mist had dissipated before turning my gaze back down at the body. “Here’s your surprise. You better enjoy it.” *** I looked down as my old friend stirred. Hands pushed the body up before dissolving, limbs jerking upright. Pale pink eyes stared into the semi-transparent digits of hands, which oscillated between the water of the pond my friend had awoken in, and the color of flesh and skin and pale white flowing garments above them. I watched the clear shock of continued existence in a new, immortal form register, and felt a twinge of satisfaction that I fought to keep from my face. Then, the eyes turned down. “I have boobs?!?!” she shrieked with such shock I jumped, slipping off my pedestal and falling into the pond.

Albino peafowl X tegu hybrid

OMG it's Henry.

Okay. I'm just blown away by this art and I'm new to tumblr so if this is not how reblogging works, please recognize that (1) this creature has lived in my head for five years; and (2) I can't. I just can't. This is Henry. All respect to elisalemart for this gorgeous art.

Anyway. This is also Henry (unpublished story from 2018 where the pitch was "mysterious portal opens on Cretaceous Period, corporation jumps in with both feet and all the funding").

Messin' around.

I don't think I like the color choices but this is just another draft anyway. I think the Cat's Way needs its own thing that is like limewash but isn't limewash.

Ever just make an OC and you think they’ll just be a one-off character but then all of the sudden, whoop. You dive into the character to understand how they handle a situation you put them in, you help them succeed, develop their personality more than you planned and you’re just attached to your little baby now so you’ve got to see them grow and flourish and make it to the happy ending they deserve?

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Was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine

Nobody has mentioned this but I am so glad you did! I’ve never heard of spine poetry and I love the concept. I found these titles at a used bookstore that stacks books pretty freely so I will most definitely be scanning the spines for poetry every time I go

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ADHD time blindness be like "oh, today is the 30th? that's fine, December is still next month, that's forever away!

...what do you mean tommorrow?"

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happy 1 year anniversary to this post,

DECEMBER IS TOMMORROW.

AGAIN.

by the moon how does this keep happening

it’s getting to be that time of year again so this is a friendly reminder to fanfic writers:

  • not everyone celebrates christmas
  • christmas is not synonymous with winter or coziness
  • calling explicitly non-christian characters/people "scrooges" or "grinches" for not celebrating christmas or not “being in the christmas spirit” is not chill
  • erasing an explicitly non-christian character/person’s identity by having them participate fully in christmas with no thought to their own religious/cultural traditions is not chill

i'm glad y'all are having fun with your holiday! just please be respectful to the people for whom it isn't a holiday.

rail workers aren’t “holding the country hostage”, ok. their employers who are refusing to give them paid sick leave are. literally all this “crisis” would take to fix is fucking paid sick leave. but they’re too fucking selfish and want more more more more more money. fucking hate this place

trade offer:

YOU GET: functioning economy

THEY GET: paid sick leave

CEOs get: to lose their 3rd super yacht

everyone wins!!!!

I want all Europeans and Canadians and Australians who get even a little tiny peak at US news to know that no matter what you see people say, this is 100000% a preventable economic crisis caused by CORPORATE GREED. rail workers aren’t causing this. they literally just want to be treated with the same basic human rights as other workers

don’t let them trick you into pushing the blame on these ppl just trying to survive

The Goyim are fucking wild, the way I would have dumped that casserole over that woman's head, also divorce that wife.

holy fuck i hate evangelicals so much

The wife is an antisemite and this guy needs to divorce her, holy crap.

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I've been seeing posts about stuff like this lately and what I haven't seen enough of is clear statements about:

The point of kashrut is not that something will happen. That's a Christian framing. Christianity posits sin as something that has a direct effect. Judaism doesn't.

Kashrut is centered around the idea of intent. It is a practice. Feeding an uknowing person who holds by kashrut (at whatever level, in whatever way) food that violates their practice does not unleash some kind of wrath of God on them. It is, however, a violation of their trust, and of their practice. It has self-imposed consequences. The entire premise of "I will feed this person a thing they refuse to eat to show them that it's fine" is not only unethical, but it has nothing to do with the cause/effect of that person's choices and perspective religiously or culturally. (It also should be unnecessary to point out that the consequences of violating a dietary restriction are often not immediate, and feeding someone a food they aren't used to eating can cause problems many hours later.)

Judaism approaches the commandments and the mitzvot (or religious obligations) from the perspective of those that are between man and God, and those that are between man and man. Kashrut is between man and God, ie. each individual has to make decisions for themselves and those decisions are between them and God (or not, in the case of atheist Jews), and no one else. There is no place for another person to intercede, and if they do, the consequences will be in the affected person's conscience and emotional soul. (Which also means that from a Jewish perspective, these in-laws were positing themselves as God, which I'm pretty sure is also not something Evangelicals are fine with, let alone Jews.)

When it comes to kashrut, like I said, the framing is centered on intent. For example, kashrut requires leafy greens to be checked for bugs, because bugs are not kosher. If a person does their due diligence to check for bugs and finds none, and ends up eating one that they unintentionally missed, they have not violated kashrut. However, if a person does not check for bugs and eats a leafy green, even if it has no bugs on it they have violated kashrut because they didn't check.

The thing is, an example like the above AITA is not in violation of kashrut, but the person affected nevertheless felt violated themselves, and likely guilty and possibly tainted. And while they don't have to, a lot of people in this situation still do feel this way, and that's natural. Many rabbis will say that to resolve that guilt you can do teshuvah, whether it's through davening or tzeddakah or both. (I think Chabad.org has a page on this specific issue but tbh I don't feel like linking to them for a number of reasons so feel free to do your own research or talk to your friendly neighborhood rabbi.)

So for any Evangelicals who want to feed Jewish (or Muslim) people food that violates their religious practice just to prove a point, maybe just cut out the middleman, don't mess with people's food, and donate to your local homeless shelter instead (but not the Salvation Army).