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ae dil hai mushkil [2016]
Merfolk… mermaids
i have no self-control
two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them
What chu looking at?
SCREAMIN😭😂
Y'all some FBI agents
really y'all? lol
Lmao with a quickness too
I’m sorry by no chill, Adam
This is what I do when I should be working–I write parody lyrics. Please enjoy. (and if you are musically inclined, please record this! I can’t sing worth shit, but this would be so great in its full musical glory).
With that I present to you… Gay, or Crossroads Demon? (to the tune of There! Right There! from the Legally Blonde musical)
There, right there! Look at that tan, well tinted skin Look at the killer shape he’s in Look at that slightly stubbly chin Oh please, he’s gay, totally gay
I’m not about to say this hellion This totally attractive straight up stallion With his oddly shiny medallion– That this guy is gay. I say, not gay!
That is the specter in the room Well, is it relevant to assume That a man so doom-and-gloom Is automatically tragically fay?
But look at his blade–unorthodox Look at him grinning like a fox There’s the eternal paradox Look, what we’re seeing, what are we seeing?
Is he gay?
Of course!
Is he’s gay…or a crossroads demon?
Oh. Gay or crossroads demon? It’s hard to guarantee Is he gay or a crossroads demon? Well, hey don’t look at me
Their society is way different In Hell far down below
In order to sign a contract
You’ve got to bleed someone or kiss a beau.
Gay or demonic dude? The answer’s in the deals They will say things like, “How rude”
Then send hellhounds at your heels
Oh please
Gay or crossroads demon? So many shades of black
Does he like a manly six-pack?
Or to spend some time upon the rack?
Is he gay, a crossroads demon, or–
Right there! Look at that condescending grin Seen it on every demon’s chin That is a satanic bag of sin That guy’s not gay, I say no way
That is the specter at out pad Is there evidence to be had That a hottie in all that plaid Is automatically, erratically, neurotically, exotically, erotically, ironically, quixotically, canonically gay? Officially gay, officially gay, gay, gay, gay–
Dammit!
Gay or crossroads demon? So stylish and relaxed Is he gay or a crossroads demon? I think his chest is waxed
But in Hell the boys are different It’s a whole ‘nother 'verse Things can’t get any worse So why not kiss a dude or bear a curse?
Gay or just demonic? I still can’t crack the code His pouty lips are so hypnotic But he dug bones up out the road
Gay or crossroads demon? He’s so many kinds of bait But if he turns out straight I’m free at eight 'n’ can stay out late
Is he gay or a crossroads demon? Gay or crossroads demon? Gay or demon?
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy I have an idea I’d like to try
Go right ahead
So, Mr. Winchester This alleged affair with Ms. Braeden Has been going on for…?
One year
And your first name again is?
Dean
And your boyfriend’s name is?
Cas
*Gasp*
I’m sorry, I misunderstood You said boyfriend? I thought you said best friend, Cas is my best friend
You assbutt! You lying assbutt! I’m not hauling you through this perdition anymore. Everyone, I have a big announcement This man isn’t gay OR a demon
He’s as bisexual as they come
You’ve got to stop your being a
Completely 'no-homo’ drone It’s me, not her he’s seein’ No matter what he says It’s true that sometimes,
On occasion,
He swings the other way
You are so bi for these blue eyes You stupid hunter on the sly
I’m straight!
And when you grab my tie–?
Cas, shut up! Don’t imply–!
He’s not gay or a demon He’s not gay or a demon He’s not gay or a demon or gay–
Okay, fine, I’m bi.
*The End*
(most of these gifs were culled via google a while back. If you know who they belong to, please drop me an ask and I’ll credit. Those I know of come from @innerflame @angelic-assistance @cloudofsteam @inthewinchesterswetrust @carryonmyrenegade-blog and @yosupernatural )
i thought this was gonna be uplifting and inspiring. i hate this so much
JEEZ
LOL
I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR
This is so kind of them
GIRLS ARE GREAT!!!
THIS THE KIND OF SISTERHOOD I NEED TO FUCKING SEE
!!! need more of this !!!
I’m crying.
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
This gives me great joy
Double Exposure by Miki Takahashi
You Can Also Find Me -:
1: “Hey, what’s your favorite color?”
2: “Black.”
I swear to god this is the purest thing








