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Very funny development: my partner's middle-aged mother is getting into Schopenhauer because he's "big on Chinese psychology YouTube channels." This feels like the IRL equivalent of those Tumblr posts that expose you to industrial-grade discourse you didn't even know existed

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My "Yes I have interiority" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already anwered by my T-shirt.

The "no i don't have interiority" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

My "yes I have interiority, no not the person wearing me, I'm a sentient shirt" shirt has people asking a lot of the questions that the shirt can understand but is tragically incapable of responding to

I'm a "I trifled with a witch and all I got was turned into a sentient shirt" shirt and she specifically mentioned that the locked-in, inability to speak or answer questions thing was part of it

enough of this “immortality is a curse” nonsense. “but after millions of years you still have to live another day tomorrow!” yes, and on that day there will be tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwich. sounds like a good deal to me

hell is soggy grilled cheese forever

the top of my cabinet-mounted microwave has this... vent cavity? I usually clean the top of the microwave once every few months but have never actually, like, looked in the cavity. Until a few hours ago. I found a small bottle labled "Egyptian Heat: Scarab Sauce" that has long since expired. I think a previous tenant must have accidentally dropped it and left it in there because I've never seen it before. Which would mean it's been sitting in a cavity of my microwave for something like 2 years

found an image! of it online! This one comes from ebay lol

Hear Martin Luther King, Jr. referred to as MLK, like "em-ell-kay", like FDR or JFK or LBJ, more than I remember in the '80s and '90s.

Kind of wonder if it has to do with the relative frequencies of how often he gets invoked as a prominent American figure and how often as a street name

"milk", "fidder", "jeffk", "lobje"