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How can it be a hate crime if I love doing it?

@dhal-rice-and-corbeaux

Bizarre erotic industrial music connoisseur

Fresh new sitcom idea: a spinoff of Modern Family but it's 1536 and the dissolution of the monasteries is in full swing. The patriarch is a secret Catholic and is hiding this from his long suffering wife and children. The guilt is eating him alive but he puts a brave face on things and has a reputation for being a total lad, a real joker, a good-time guy. Spoiler alert: they're all secretly Catholic but hiding it from the others. The family is tearing itself apart at the seams. Secrecy lurks beneath every punchline. It's a fun-filled series of heartwarming, wacky japes, set during the reign of terror of Henry VIII.

Me: makes a post which I'm pretty pleased with, solely on a lololol level

@rubiscothegeek: just casually adds the funniest fucking thing I've ever read as a reply

Working title Mass Appeal

All three priests are played by Danny DeVito in different wigs

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she only plays minecraft and spore

I need you to know this comic has Shaped Me to the point that I say I’m going to play my sexy and evil affairs and everyone knows im playing munecraft. My sister will knock on my bedroom door and ask me how goes my evil and sexy affairs and 9 times out of ten I am playing minecraft and she knows.

What do people mean that snow white and sleeping beauty aren't relatable or empowering to women, I would love to pass out and become completely insensible until I can be graced with the presence of my True Love without having to do anything