food that looks like dio brando: this angry lemon
I dare you to reblog with your bra size.
40C
This is the ‘acoustic’ version of Bullet that people told me before that it’s just a demo but it’s a fucking good demo.
All rights to Hollywood Undead
oh my god that was so beautiful <3
This is so fucking good, thank you for this ♥
Look at this, full circle. It’s on my dash with almost 500 notes.
I’m sorry but I can’t stop laughing at that fucking high pitched voice. I cant tell if it’s Danny or not but holy shit I just…
Holy shit this is brilliant! It’s beautiful! searching-forreason
This made me cry. Thank you for this.
Someone needs to take my computer away
Unknown (via wordsnquotes)
characters in a movie after dating for a 2 weeks: i love you i cant live without you me: what the fuck? what the fuck
can you fuck me daddy?
No,because im a girl an im a princess,not a daddy.
When my dad finds out I’m a thot and dies
Why they always got the spotlight omg
My cap🎓
rezarusandi (via wnq-writers)
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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today on satan makes a blog post
Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.
me: hoe don’t do it
brain: *gets emotionally invested in someone I can’t have*
me: oh my god
Let's raise children who wont have to recover from their childhoods
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING



