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@dexusrex

reblogging everything from shitposts to games and things
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hey sorry I caught your boyfriend. in a master ball yea. yeah its a nice ball isnt it? anyway I'll trade him back to your for a munchlax if you want

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no caption can possibly make this funnier

happy birthday ole worm

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happy birthday ole worm

They did indeed have feet

This dude also had his own little museum/ A cabinet of curiosities, and you’ ll never guess what he decided to call it:

It was a fairly well known in Europe, and there existist some drawings of how the cabinet looked like back in the day!

Probably the most well known/ the weirdest curio he owned was a horse’s jawbone that a tree had grown around. And here is a picture of it! Actually a lot of the cabinets items have been photographed in a leter day, and many are now owned by museums and the university of copenhegen.

Dr. Worm owned a lot of cool stuff.

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On the one hand, Wario's employees account for something like 85% of the female characters with recurring speaking roles across the entire Super Mario franchise, but on the other hand, he's canonically violating multiple child labour laws and once stuffed a preteen girl into a cannon and shot her into the sea, so it's tough to say how much credit he really deserves for his equal opportunity hiring practices.

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this