same energy.

Confess and get the fuck out

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

Chris livetweeting about Trump

I accidentally watched this ten times.

i’m crying

It is so much better with sound. 

pep pep pep pep pep pep pep BOOMF

I’m sobbing

My face when the Dairy Queen worker flips my blizzard upside down

Panic! In front of the cute boy

Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.

me when i’m in a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation:

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