Sticky Crispy Asian Chicken Wings

Ah yes

the majestic flapflaps…

Wait, are those breaching mantas?

no they are the majestic flapflaps

fun fact!! manta (majestic flapflap) rays actually to this to scratch their belly or to help them with a birth. if the females are having trouble with a labor and the pups get stuck (pups? i think that’s the correct term) they jump out of the water and the smack upon reentry pushes them the fuck out. on the other hand, they don’t have any hands so if they get an itch because of some kind of bug or something, the smack helps them scratch it!! majestic flapflaps are so cute

Thank you science

BELLYFLOP TO BABY DROP

Me texting at night..

Them: you sleepy? Me: nahh I’m good Them: alright,, wyd Me: *falls asleep*

i cant believe i had to look at this with my own eyes

i’m feeling so attacked right now. that was so rude!

Dis evil and stupid

i cant believe i had to look at this with my own eyes

i’m feeling so attacked right now. that was so rude!

it doesn’t feel like there are only 4 months of 2015 left

Too hard

Praise the warmth of the heat God!

Funnel cake is surely sent from angels above.

Cinnamon Sugar Funnel Cake with Peache and Raspberries via Joy the Baker

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

something about men doing public service