I HATE YOU SUPREME COURT!!!
Remember to leave your phone at home. Also wear a mask and cover tattoos when protesting.
Concept: A supervillain with a complete mismatch between their outfit, their name, their powers, and the puns they make.
Like, they’d have a blue and yellow outfit with lightning patterns, but their powers are to control glass and plastic, their name is Master Inferno, and they make bird puns.
this never fails to take me out. like jesus fucking christ kojima did you really have to word it that way 😂
(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something
(guy who is cursed) yeah I'm sure all of these things that are happening to me are just the consequences of my actions
When did Aziraphale discover the bow tie?
About a month after everyone else stopped wearing them.
basedheisenberg
“All media should start having trigger warnings for graphic or upsetting content.”
You mean like these:
reblogging because I didn’t know these
onthesideoftheotters
are you serious theres people who dont know this
what was this movie even
samuelwinschester
A cinematic masterpiece.
they all hate me for my pathetically small bong
Whatever
fatheadedbutch
thats not a bong thats a bing
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works for me!
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here's the thing about "aggressive" spiders
if a spider is running right at you, it's not trying to pick a fight with an animal thousands of times its size. you're so big that it didn't recognize you as an animal at all. it thought you were part of the landscape and it's trying to either take shelter or get to higher ground. if you don't want it crawling on you just kinda stomp on the floor so it can realize you're not stable ground and fuck off
No it wants to kill me personally
Then die with honor
everyday white women complain about weaponized incompetence with men and everyday they turn around and do the exact same thing to poc
“I didn’t know what xyz meant!!” why on earth would you repeat it then without looking it up first if you didn’t know the meaning. google is right there you can use it.
“How am I supposed to learn if you don’t educate me?” once again, Google is at your fingertips, use it for the love of god.
“Well I can’t find any sources on [this topic]” found four within a minute, you just want poc to do the labor for you.
“Being mean doesn’t mean you’re right!” “You’re just aggressive!” “Well if you don’t want to have an ~civil~ conversation..” “You’re overemotional” do y’all even hear yourselves. Like do you never stop to think that maybe, just maybe the shit you’re parroting sounds a little familiar?
