your hands are an extension of god's will and you need to masturbate immediately
the thing that confuses me the most about tumblr execs trying to remove everything that makes tumblr unique in an attempt to ape the interface of twitter/threads is like. if tumblr is functionally just another twitter copy why would anyone specifically use tumblr then
Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.
There are times and places where it is realistic to expect NOT to be served people. For example, in a pie shop underneath a barber shop. THEN you can be all 'OH GOD IT'S PEOPLE.'
If you are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and are suddenly served a really good meat pie, you have to know it's people. Do you see any cows? No, they all apocalypsed. It's your neighbor.
If you're served food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, ask yourself these questions first:
- Do I trust the person feeding me?
- Is this meat fresh, and if so, have there been any livestock non-apocalypsed recently?
- Have I seen Kevin within the past week?
- Am I willing to commit the penultimate culinary taboo? (The ultimate culinary taboo is putting pineapple on pizza, a crime I regularly commit)
5. how much did i even like kevin, really
I don’t get it, man. why. why do we have to homogenize everything. why does every product have to look and behave and feel the exact same way. why can’t tumblr maintain its individuality? why can’t it lean into the things that make it a unique and refreshing offering instead of scrambling to make it a carbon copy of twitter? sucks, man. sucks.
it’s just like. this broadcasts loud and clear that the people behind the curtain have no pride or faith in this site at all. that tumblr, as a whole, has no worth or merit unless it’s somehow tricking the larger internet community into thinking it’s actually another site. and the users are supposed to celebrate this? where’s the dignity? where’s the self-respect? where’s the joy? it’s disheartening and embarrassing to be forced to conform. smh.
Somebody please archive these in case YouTube takes them down
Don't worry, someone on Reddit has downloaded them all and will upload them to the Internet Archive later
The uploader apparently has a lot more of these, and is taking requests for more in the comments, so if anyone has anyone they want to see shoot 'em a line
Due to inflation, events that are going to happen later in the story now have to be fiveshadowed
Only capitalism could turn unlimited free electricity into a problem.
oh no the poor billionaires may lose a few thousand dollars so the plant doesn't die so sad
(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)
death—420
screechyboi
This has such extreme shitpost energies but it’s 100% serious
Looks pretty useful for everyone endlessly working at home at their dining room table.
As a movement professional who helps get people out of pain. This is a fully pretty great and relevant for a lot of people.
I finally switched to firefox and I've seen a lot of posts about the effortless importing of preferences from chrome and how it's important to support non-chromium platforms, but nobody is talking about the loss of productivity that happens when beautiful women come to your house to kiss you on the mouth because they heard you use firefox now. nobody's talking about this
modogoblin
why must we play god
Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place
"citrus are whores" is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today
I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.
Tags that look homophobic without context
I MEAN technically squashes are fruits and they are also EXTREMELY SLUTTY.
The lemon and lime fanfic warnings ARE based on scientific fact.
The lemon and lime
fanfic warnings ARE based on
scientific fact.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
this article explains p well how the narrative around oil and plastic was shifted to put the blame on the consumer as well
