i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media
I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability
tumblr may have censored porn but check this out
i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL
The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.
That one post that’s like “The line The Devil Went Down to Georgia implies that Georgia is lower than Hell” is so funny. ‘Down’ means further south in southern dialects, such as “I was down in Louisiana” so the implication was actually that Hell is located north of Georgia.
Hell is, of course, located in Michigan so the song makes total grammatical since.
In case anyone thinks OP just hates Michigan, they really do mean Hell is a real place located in Michigan
Yes, it’s so funny because people in the notes were like “Right on, brother! FUCK Michigan!” and I didn’t have the heart to tell them I was talking about the small quaint township of Hell.
i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.
what in the
“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free
hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?
i realized that i like the format because it's the exact opposite of the recipe blogs with 1000 words before they get to an ingredient list.
"Growing Around Grief"
Lois Tonkin, 1996
This is the most important thing I’ve learned about grieving. It never goes away. Time doesn’t make it smaller. Time, if you do the work, makes you bigger. Self expansion is key. Self expansion through creativity and passion and communication. My grief used to be all of me. Now it is a part of me. An important part, but just a part. I love this visualization so much.
My physics professor just told the class the wildest story from when he was in grad school about building a high voltage unauthorized Tesla coil with the ability to kill a man
No I’m still not over this - this man along with two other graduate students rigged a Tesla coil and a faraday cage without a budget and the arcs of electricity that came off of it hit things in the room like exposed gas pipes. He found a thick piece of plexiglass that he sawed into smaller pieces, he found a screwdriver that he filed down to a sharp point, and he reasoned that by charging the plexiglass with a shit ton of excess electrons and striking it with the screwdriver-ice pick immediately after flipping the coil off but before the energy in the room had a chance to dissipate, they could see the physical path of the conducted electricity as it conducted through the excess electrons.
These men rigged up an empty storage closet in their lab with the faraday cage and Tesla coil and ran their little experiment. My professor ran into the room the instant the coil was turned off, grabbed the grounded screwdriver-ice pick, and stabbed the plexiglass millimeters away from the edge where he could’ve missed.
This man captured a god damn lightning strike in physical media. That shape is from the electricity breaking through the structure of the plexiglass. That’s literally the conduction path.
Anyway I was talking to one of the lab instructors about it and she put her head in her hands and literally groaned. “I wish John hadn’t told you that story.”
ah yes, serotonin
I just feel like not a DAY goes by that Taylor doesn’t regret mentioning leaving easter eggs during that one interview pre lover because what she was talking about was obvious hints like giant neon lover signs meanwhile we have lover house theories going for 5 years we have people counting days between outfits and looking at finger movements or use of emojis the way this has spiralled out of control (thanks to tiktok) is crazy
florida being the closing night song IN LONDON because IVE GOT SOME REGRETS SO TAKE ME TO FLORIDA and florida is the next show….. oh taylor swift you are THE MASTERMIND
id rather you have cringy but honest interests than try and act like everything youve ever loved was in an ironic way cause you think that love for simple or useless or silly things is beneath you . pathetic! embrace existence with both hands coward
Can't fucking believe they're doing trans panic about an Olympics with precisely zero trans women in it
Going to crosspost this from my other accounts.
"The interplay between transmisogyny and racialized misogyny is degendering--manhood invoked not as the venerated manhood of the hegemon but the manhood of the savagified brute, cast as Other and a violent threat to 'his' women. Degendering justifies violent 'retribution' and reprisal."
this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen
guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward
Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/
theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh
