short girls have no feelings 

this is false, we all have undying hatred and rage against tall people

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

Look at how well you age when you stay in your lane

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”

Blessed Image

reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

I need someone to try this in real life lmaooo

I have, And it works. Well i got a promotion using the same tactic. Told the boss that he told me i got selected for the new position and to show up for training today, but they didn’t have me on the training list or my new title in the system.

He walked me right to HR and they fixed it.

OH MY GOD😂😂😂😂😂😂

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

Need immediately please

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

Reblog this post to get something you want

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

My hand been itching today. I’m reblogging all the money posts I see

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

Reblog the double banana for double luck.

I want double luck

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT