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galaxys4-deactivated20180402
“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen
twerkingwhiteboy
name all seven sports
memeson420
- ball throw
- ball catch
- ball run
- ball kick
- shoot ball
- dong touch
- memes
get fuckin wrecked
Volleyball is just a really intense game of Don’t Let the Balloon Touch the Ground
lacuna1024
Video Game Idea.
A game that is marketed as your standard fishing game and for the first 20 minutes or so you catch normal fish like bluegill and bass and what have you. But the further you go into the lake you start to catch fish with mutations and it gets more and more intense until you’re pulling in Eldritch horror monsters and sometimes severed human limbs. You realize you don’t recall how you got to this lake in the first place and the objective becomes to find your way back to shore. You have no real weapons but you can throw the creatures you’ve caught far away from the boat as a means to distract whatever is underneath you, bumping into the boat sometimes. Additional items for the game.
- A fishing pole with a radar that starts out with just beeps but later includes noises with hidden messages.
- A GPS that displays texts and story elements.
- You meet other boaters, all from various backgrounds, countries, and time periods. Some are friendly, others want to sacrifice you to the lake monsters.
- You can also take the route of sacrificing others to the lake monster.
- Or you can assemble a party and work to keep them safe.
- The more fucked up looking the fish you catch, the closer you’re getting to a boss fight, which is usually running from something you can only see part of in the water.
- ????
And that’s my game idea.
More details.
- It never stops being a fishing game. You are always fishing and searching for new areas where there is more activity in order to progress the story.
- Depending on the choices you make and the amount of mutant fish you consume, you may start to mutate yourself. The fishing pole is part of your arm, you don’t notice it until later. If you consume mostly non-mutated fish and don’t sacrifice to the monsters you can keep the mutations to a minimum.
- You can go full mutant and the boat becomes part of your body as well. This makes the monsters pay less attention to you, but you can no longer befriend or trade items with humans. You can still catch human remains and most of them are carrying items.
- If you stay mostly human you can work to gather as many surviving humans as you find and assemble a fleet. The possibility of one of them turning on you always stands.
- If you’re mutant you gain the ability to capsize yourself and view things under water. This is how you find ultimate monster.
- If you’re human you can explore small abandoned docks and islands. These are where you find portals leading to different time periods and countries. You deliver members of your party to these. Only the person who originally belongs there can go through it.
Possible end game situations.
- You find the portal leading back to your world, where you wake up on the river bank. You can catch normal fish before going home, making sure they are all free of mutations (they might not be.)
- You join the monster, eventually overtaking it. You gain the ability to open time portals near water. You use lures to draw in humans.
I can’t think of anymore endings right now, I may have ruined the game with these new details so feel free to just enjoy the first part.
Terrible concept art. Mini game idea. Compete with members of your party to catch the most fucked up fish. Points awarded based on how many extra body parts it has and if it communicates telepathically with you.
Added my No-Romo posts to this because I feel they are the most important additions. (I am not a writer or game designer or really capable of making anything so this idea is just wishful thinking at best.)
deathgripsforcutie
tarot card reader: *pulls out a deck of pokemon cards* lets see… mr. mime here says you may be facing financial difficulties real soon
me: what is this
tarot card reader: just a joke to lighten the mood. *pulls out a deck of yugioh cards* now lets get started
“Just steal some animals, you stupid asshole.”
let’s talk about how amazing Avatar: The Last Airbender is for a second
- Fantasy world not based on typical medieval Europe
- Was a children’s show that openly discussed war, death and genocide
- Had several handicapped characters, one of whom was the show’s most powerful person
- Every single character was a person of color, drawn to represent Asian and Inuit peoples
- Had a character story arc centered around both emotional and physical parental abuse, whose arc was about learning that they didn’t need the parent who abused them
- Absolutely BEAUTIFUL ART STYLE AND DIRECTION
- Three dimensional writing that rivals even most adult dramas
- Characters dealt with sexism in society
- Showed citizens on both sides of the war, including showing how the people in the enemy nation were merely influenced by propaganda and an oppressive regime
- Had romances that developed overtime and actually talked about the issues of forming a relationship instead of just “and now they’re in love.”
- Characters died. On a children’s show. Characters who you fucking knew! Who had story arcs and were their friends and were kids like them!
- When those characters died, they left an impact. It wasn’t ignored after a few episodes, the feelings they had for these characters stayed through the entire show
- Had environmental messages that weren’t cheesy, and they made you take the destruction of the environment seriously
- SUPERB world building, fleshing out many cultures and histories that always felt real
- Had a magic system that never felt like magic. It always felt natural and like a solid part of this world with rules that couldn’t be broken
- The cute animal sidekicks weren’t just there to sell toys. They were characters who had so much emotion to them and were vital parts of the show’s dynamic. Also, the animals never talked yet somehow still portrayed an insane emotional level that some Disney films only dream of
- Spawned a sequel series that dealt not only with sexism, but with sexuality, religion, and the benefits and dangers from the rapid progression of technology
The point is, Avatar: The Last Airbender is one of the greatest shows of all time and the proof is right there
zmite
Anonymous asked:
nox dab
oldwabuilds
Nox comes into her millenial children Thanatos and Nemesis’s rooms, says “hey kids I just learned about ‘dabbing’” does this and leaves
oldwabuilds
@nyxatnight Cool Mom Nox Theory
I wish Nox would turn around and do this after her ultimate
That Would be the best thing ever if she dabed after her ult
