“When a toxic person can no longer control you, they will try to control how others see you. This misinformation will feel unfair, but stay above it, trusting that other people will eventually see the truth - just like you did.”
— Unknown
Just heard from my doctor they're gonna have to put me down next week because I fucking suck
wow this is a great point
What a year this week has been.
It’s Monday.
It sure as hell is.
The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets
everyone should thank me because as bad as i am, i am holding myself back from being much worse
um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?
to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons
if we all jerk off at the same time we can kill the queen
love it when the community comes together to create positive change <3
I love to assert the pedestrian right-of-way. What the fuck are you going to do? Murder me with your vehicle? Lol
For context: This guy was the co-creator of Dogecoin.
friendly reminder no one is worth destroying yourself over. doesn’t matter how happy they’ve made you, how long you’ve known them, how cute they are, how sweet they can be. if you’re constantly crying yourself to sleep over them and feeling invalidated and having to blame yourself or make up excuses for them, not worth it. not worth it now. not worth it in the long run.
