IS

a show objectively now bad (YES) if you spend an entire Sunday morning walk breaking down how they should have done literally every other story line a different way and if they had it would have been good?

SPECIFICALLY, I mean that if Nate's storyline had been about

Dude literally received death threats from Italian fascists for his research on Italian cuisine

Read this article here (no paywall):

https://archive.md/TRMZJ

“Parmesan, he says, is remarkably ancient, around a millennium old. But before the 1960s, wheels of parmesan cheese weighed only about 10kg (as opposed to the hefty 40kg wheels we know today) and were encased in a thick black crust. Its texture was fatter and softer than it is nowadays. “Some even say that this cheese, as a sign of quality, had to squeeze out a drop of milk when pressed,” Grandi says. “Its exact modern-day match is Wisconsin parmesan.” He believes that early 20th-century Italian immigrants, probably from the Po’ region north of Parma, started producing it in Wisconsin and, unlike the cheesemakers back in Parma, their recipe never evolved. So while Parmigiano in Italy became over the years a fair-crusted, hard cheese produced in giant wheels, Wisconsin parmesan stayed true to the original.”

Another Wisconsin cheese W

WISCONSINITES STAY WINNING!

tomorrow

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

Queueing this for next year

there must be a better place you could be doing that

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

mario party minigame

Ok it’s a poll it’s not that serious but there is something funny about the non-writers voting the most and not reblogging the poll to get more results. Like that’s the most accurate representation of fic interaction on this website 💀

The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks

and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED

the culprits were horses

HEY THIS IS BAD

My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden - he looked healthier than they did. 

The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests. 

Horses have been known to also eat meat.

http://thehorseaholic.com/the-forgotten-story-of-meat-eating-horses/

1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.

2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.

3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.

4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.

5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as “Freight Train”.

6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.

Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k

I love how that list goes “fish, fish, opportunistic and pre-prepared meat, small birds, A WHOLE RUSSIAN OFFICER”

THE MANDALORIAN (2019– ) S03E04: The Foundling

You look at me… okay?

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

#not with that attitude you can’t

[image from marvel-lous-things: an AO3 screenshot cropped to say only, “Words: 1,920,265”.]

[image from kintotech: the last panel from the comic by coolfrogdude illustrating that one pukicho post, in which someone tells Gengar, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward”.]

@PSCENTRAL​ EVENT 13: TROPES Mandoverse tropes as magazines [insp]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

Today’s your lucky day

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

March 15 again and here we go…

march fifteenth

The fifteenth of March

day 15!!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

PEDRO PASCAL Think Like a Grandma - Merge Mansion (2023)

[ID: a faux advertisement with cut strips of paper at the bottom, the type you might find stuck to bulletin boards and streetlight posts. A push pin is at the top, under which "You're Invited" is written in large wiggly blue font. The rest of the text is in all caps in a simple serif font, and reads:

"March XV

Text Brutus to RSVP

(VIII VII VII) VII VIII II - II VI VI IX

Take One"

Underneath "take one" the little strips of paper for the reader to tear off, which usually have contact info, have instead a bunch of little drawings of daggers on them. End ID.]

877-STAB-NOW?!