twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
this post fails to show the original tweet that this was in reply to, which is not as jarring but certainly should be included:
when the screenshots are from youtube and low quality but you had to make the joke
Yes Black Sails has a large ensemble cast but actually it's very simple. You see, Max is Eleanor, and Eleanor is almost Max but is actually more like Flint just in the opposite direction. Flint, meanwhile, is Rogers, except for the times when Jack is Rogers. Teach, Vane, and Jack are sort of all one another, unless of course you ask Hands, who would tell you that they're all Silver. Anne is emphatically not Max but is frequently forced to be. Madi is Flint but Flint has to work at being Madi. Miranda is also Eleanor, but only sometimes, and never at the same time. Billy Bones is whoever he hates most at any given moment, and also an omen. Silver, of course, isn't anybody at all, and is also the only one of them who isn't a ghost. Easy.
but with everybody watching us, our every move
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"wow i never knew punk was old time slang for f*g" speak for yourself. some of us were Actually no i can't finish this post. does anyone else remember 2014 pop culture film hit captain america and the winter soldier. from marvel studios.
So you think they see me as a villain in this particular story? I think that would explain their decision, yes. And you?
the max-looking-in-through-civilization’s-window imagery makes me absolutely crazy bonkers
gonna jump wildly here but once again if only vane were Black and well written so that the “its gay to live in a house” meme scene w/ flint i.e. vane’s rejection of domesticity & comfort would more clearly extend to the various “room(s) of peace” that come at the cost of untold suffering on the outside. this would ring out so well against max’s desire to be inside the room, inside the house. the world if if they had casted vane properly & committed to writing him consistently🧍🏻♂️
Stroboscopic photographs of the New York City Ballet’s production of Jewels, 1969. Photographed by Gjon Mili.
This is the dream, tho?
I'm putting the term "red flag" on the shelf with the other words
waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed
