Use tax dollars to feed children/students who, by law, have to attend schools.

If I read something on the asks that feels genuinely threatening or dangerous, or that's actually abusive, I just delete it and block the person.

If I'm answering an ask here you can assume that as far as I'm concerned even if it's apparently threatening or angry, it's meant humorously or with love.

It's never appropriate to dogpile people. Never appropriate to threaten or abuse them, even if you think you are doing it for me and with the best of intentions. Don't.

If you are upset on my behalf, or on behalf of all Tumblr users, just think "this is probably a tone-deaf attempt at humour" and let it go.

Reblogging because I'm seeing people upset or offended on my behalf. To repeat, If I'm answering an ask here you can assume that as far as I'm concerned even if it's apparently threatening or angry, it's meant humorously or with love.

If I think something is actually unpleasant or bad, I'll just block them.

Don't dogpile on my behalf. I don't want you to, I think it's actively a bad idea, and it's bullying. (Remember: it can still be bullying when more than one of you turn up, even when you think you're in the right or the aggrieved party.)

Play nice, never attribute to malice what can easily be attributed to internet-caused text-based tone-deafness or misinterpretation, and everyone will have an easier time.

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Always reblog this one.

It’s a repeat cycle. And not enough Americans see it to then vote blue and marginalize these Republican MAGA do-nothing-useful assholes. Come on America, wake up.

I graduated high school in 99.

There was a student at our school named Wayne.

Wayne was gay. It was obvious. He was unable to stay in the closet even if he wanted to. To make matters worse, he was also Black. From a bullying standpoint, that was not a great combo. Both Black and white students made fun of him relentlessly. He was ostracized from the only community that may have given him protection. Only us theater kids stuck up for him, but not to significant effect.

Wayne was bullied so much that at one point he finally snapped and attacked his bullies with a lunch tray. I was actually seated in perfect line of sight and just sat there chewing my soggy fries in stunned silence. It didn't even seem real as I was witnessing it. The image of him wailing on his main bully as the food on his tray flew off is permanently logged into my long term memory.

The bully he attacked had blood all over his face and went straight to the nurse. Other than superficial cuts, he was not injured.

Before the attack, Wayne went to teachers for help. He went to guidance counselors for help. He went to the principals for help.

He did all of the things you were supposed to do. No one helped him. They wagged a finger at the bullies and warned them to stop.

Wayne's lunch tray melee was the only thing that worked. His bullies stayed far away from him. But a week later Wayne was expelled and the bullies were given no punishment.

So... no.

No one in my school talked about being trans.

Because the only way to survive being openly queer was to bash people with a lunch tray.

No one in my school talked about being trans. The terms were different, but the reason no one did was explained above.

But there were trans people. My 6th grade teacher Mrs. Kutchner explained that people should feel free to dress how they would like, and enjoy any activities they like even if it's not "normal for their gender". She explained her daughter liked her hair short and played baseball. She wanted to play football. She didn't like wearing dresses or makeup. She asked if we thought someone should be able to dress how they liked and do activities that were fun for them?

My middle-aged neighbor started cross-dressing. I'm not sure how they would have identified. No one asked them. They got whispered about a lot but no one had guts enough to shun them, and thankfully no one was violent.

I grew up in a very rural area of Western NY where the closest town was about 3k people. My school was K - 12. There were 25 kids give or take in my grade. In the 1980s in that sheltered area I personally knew two gender non-conforming people, and encountered others. These people have existed through all of recorded history. Only the terms change. The only reason "you never heard of it in your day" was because it was extremely dangerous not to conform. At a minimum your life would be made miserable. Even if you were conforming but you weren't doing it right! This is not something to flex about.

A parallel I think works very well: The rate of left-handedness in America in 1960 was 4X greater than in 1900. Left-handedness is clearly innate. It's not learned. Why did the rate increase so much? Because society came to accept left-handedness and stopped punishing people for it. In the first half of the 20th century, people were beaten in school for writing with their left hand. So left-handed people struggled to use their right hand, often not very well. Once that stopped, the rate of self-reported left-handedness rose rapidly - and then stabilized, once it reached the true number. I was born in 1951 and people from the generation ahead of me told of being beaten and of having their left hand tied down so they couldn't use it.

The sheer number of people who have transitioned late in life means there were trans people before 2000. They just lived in fear and despair.

This transphobe: I didn’t go to high school with trans kids, this must be a new fad that kids are making up!

Other transphobes: “They’re 16, they can’t possibly know if they’re trans or not!”

There’s just no winning with people who want to make excuses for why they want to believe trans people don’t exist. 

I graduated HS in 2009, and I went to a smaller school but there were only two kids who were out as gay across all the grades the entire time we were in school. But after people would graduate and move on to adult life or college or whatever, people were coming out all over Facebook. Maybe some of them just didn’t know until they were older, but I have to think the vast majority just hid it until it felt safer to come out. If it’s not safe to be gay, it’s no surprise that it doesn’t feel safe to be trans either...and this was almost a decade later than they asked for.  

Without a doubt!

Yep!!

One of my favorite activities with my wife! When she tells me to watch videos of her with other men as she gives me one of her world-class blow jobs.

I was working remotely and on a conference call in my study at home one day, and didn’t notice my wife sneak in under the big walnut desk till I felt her tug at my sweatpants. This happened a while back, before video calls, so no one saw me jump on the camera. I looked under to see her dressed like a prostitute in racy lingerie, with crotch-less panties and a glossy whore-red lipstick. She shushed me and started sucking my cock while I continued listening to my business call with my phone muted. After I had cum in her mouth, she came up from under the desk and kissed me on my mouth. She continued to fondle my wet cock and whispered, “I sucked off Ricky many times under a desk in the college library and it used to make me so horny. I heard you working and it turned me on.” My mind drifted to 15 years earlier. I had seen Ricky in the library many times and got hard again wondering how many of those times my wife was under his desk sucking his cock. She leaned forward on my desk to show me her cunt, wet and throbbing, from thinking about Ricky. I couldn’t wait and pushed my cock inside her hungry pussy without any effort through her crotch-less panties. I bet he didn’t fuck you at the desk, I said. “Not at the desk, but behind the shelves in the section for Eastern Religions. That was the best place to fuck in the library.” I shot my second load of cum, this time into her cunt, picturing them fucking with other people around them. She was very turned on and horny too, but had not cum yet. “Eat me, baby. Like you used to in college after Ricky had fucked me.” I knelt on the rug, my business call still running, and started slurping her sloppy cunt, pretending the cum was not mine, but Ricky’s. I was getting hard again.

My wife has fantasized about me fluffing her lovers since we saw it on an episode of Californication a long time ago. It’s not my thing to even touch a man’s cock, let alone suck it, but that has not stopped us from incorporating it into our role-play world. She had me suck on her favorite dildos after fucking them during the pandemic lockdown and now we role play it all the time. Last weekend, while watching a French movie that showed young men with thick cocks, she pulled down my shorts and started telling me how she’d love to see me fluff one of her favorite lovers, a black ex-marine. My cock went from soft to hard in an instant without her even touching it. Looking into my eyes with intense lust, she grabbed it, “You’ll be sucking his cock soon, baby. You’re ready.” I jerked uncontrollably and dribbled my cum onto her hand, with images of her lover pulling his thick, black cock out of her cunt, slimy and dripping with their combined juices. “Lick his cum,” she ordered. As I sucked on her cum-covered fingers, her other hand found my limp cock which was getting hard again. “Good boy. Now eat your slut wife,” was all I heard before I slid down to the floor and started eating her wet, hungry cunt.

How many?

Suggestive Dirty Talk Options

I find that the biggest obstacle in dirty talking is how to start it. That first thing you break the ice with. It can feel a bit awkward at first, but you’ll quickly get the hang of it. I’m a big fan of something I call the and then what technique. Basically you just start with a rather innocent question or statement and then evolve into the next natural thing that would happen. So you say something, and then pretend someone asks you “and then what” and then you answer that question.

So let’s pretend for a second you’re on top of your man, riding him cowgirl style and you want to spice it up a little.

Simply starting with a “you like the way I fuck you?” Is enough to break that awkward ice. He’ll answer yes of course. And then what? “then imagine how Mark (using names of actual guys you know works amazingly) would feel if I fucked him like this”

And then what?

“I would bounce up and down his cock just like this. He’ll get to feel how tight your wife’s pussy is”

And then what?

“then I want him to….”

You get it.

Reliving the past

My husband is very much into hearing stories about guys I used to fuck so this one is his favorite type of dirty talk. The way it goes is when I give him a handjob, blowjob or even ride him, I would say something like “you like the way I stroke your dick?” (asking if he likes it is always a great way to break the ice and initiate dirty talk without feeling awkward). This always gets me a very enthustiastic “YES!” to which I answer something like “this is exactly how I used to stroke [name of guy I used to fuck]’s cock…” (pause for dramatic effect) “except… His was a lot bigger than yours”. This line alone is usually enough to almost bring him over the edge, and if not it’s a great way to go into more details - how did it feel to stroke a much bigger dick, would you do it again, perhaps the guy used to get so horny that he would fuck you before you could finish the handjob, etc. Details, details, details, I can’t stress it enough.

Fair warning: not everyone is into hearing about your past! Make sure your husband is into that before springing this on him.

The commentator

This one is super easy because you don’t feel like you’re talking dirty, you’re just saying what’s on your mind. So the way it works is to watch porn with your man and simply make comments about the movie playing. Particularly about the guy and what you like about him. Compliment his dick, go into details about what you like about him, think out loud like “I really wish I could get fucked like that one day” / “look how big his dick is. He would make me cum so fast with that”

If you’ve fucked someone who reminds you of the guy, by all means tell your husband about it. Watching a porn with a guy who’s fucking some girl senseless and hearing your wife drop the bomb that the guy is the exact same size as some dude she dated in college is a sure way to make your husband look at the porn and all he will see is you being fucked right there on the screen. Very hot for both of you.

The yes ladder

This is a really simple but very effective technique that is easy for new dirty talkers and is guarantueed to drive him crazy.

In a nutshell what you do is ask him some questions that all leads to a yes. With each question the intensity in what you’re asking increases. There’s something crazy hot about this almost confessional way of talking dirty and being “forced to admit” your deepest fantasies. This is a great way to get yourself going, and to test out boundaries.

Optional: let him know ahead of time that you’re going to ask him questions and if he says no just once, he don’t get to cum. See what he’s willing to say yes to - just remember these are forced and horny yesses expressing what he likes in the heat of the moment. They don’t necessarily count in real life.

Example of a yes ladder.

“you like this huh”

“would you like it if i did this to another guy?”

“would you let me pick any guy i want?”

“what if i want a guy who’s bigger than you, would you allow that?”

“do you want him to fuck me hard?”

“what if he makes me cum really hard, can you handle that?”

“what if he makes me scream out his name, can you still handle it?”

“can I fuck him right here in our bed?”

“would you allow me to fuck someone I’ve dated before?”

“even if he really knows how to fuck me good?”

“what if I want him to fuck me while you wait in the other room, will you do that?”

You get it, just continue like this. Make the questions increasingly more provocative and test his boundaries, maybe even cross them if you know he can handle it.

The O-bomb

This method works extremely well if you’ve been teasing and playing with him for a while, keeping him right on the edge and he’s SO close now that you can make him cum any second.

All there is to it is asking him “do you want to cum?” he’ll answer yes almost pleading. And that’s when you drop the O-bomb. The O-bomb is some of the blue thought you put into his head and force him to cum to before he can even react.

For example: he just said yes he wants to cum. You then say “good. I want you to cum while you think of me cumming all over (name)’s big dick” and then you simply force him to cum before he even gets a chance to react. As he’s cumming you keep feeding him the thought over and over until he’s done. “yes, cum while you imagine how he makes me scream” etc.

The story

My personal favorite. One thing is to talk about imaginary stuff that could maybe some day happen. Another is to talk about stuff that actually already happened simply by telling him a story about some incredible hot sex you’ve had, either because the circumstances where hot, because the guy knew what he was doing and fucked your brains out or the guy happened to be seriously hung.

This is also super simple for you because you dont have to make anything up, you simply just tell what happened and describe the situation.

Don’t worry about elaborate descriptions or anything. Trust me he’ll ask you to elaborate when he hears something he likes. Just describe what happened and how it felt for you. Especially the “how it felt” part is very important.

The talk

Now in the safety rules i told you to talk about what he likes and dislikes without touching him so his arousal won’t reflect his answers. This time you do the exact opposite. Simply have a conversation about what he likes while slowly touching his dick. There’s something really hot about just talking while casually stroking him. And you’ll be able to measure his response simply by the way his dick throbs, which is incredibly hot.

How to start it: just casually ask him a question about his likes and as he answers you slowly start touching him while asking him more questions.

The close your eyes and imagine

Sometimes it can be a lot easier if your husband can’t see you when you talk dirty.

Example:

“close your eyes. Do you like my hands on. Your dick? Now imagine i was doing this to another guy. Stroking his big dick just like this. I would be so turned on knowing it isn’t you. My pussy would want to feel him inside me. Imagine how he would push me down and fuck me. Imagine how i would gasp when he starts to stretch me. How I would scream when he goes deeper than you.”

Do you see how the above also make use of the and then what technique to tell the next part of the story?

Putting it all together

Now, I know reading about it and actually doing it is two very different things. When you’re first starting out I actually advice you to plan out your dirty talking. This might not be as sexy and spontaneous, but while you’re still getting the hang of it it’s nice to be a little prepared so you don’t run out of things to say. I would also advice you to start off doing it while giving a handjob, as you will have a much easier time focusing on what to say than if you were giving a blowjob or having sex.

Let’s break the ice with an innocent “do you like the way it feels when I stroke your cock?”

When he says yes I would then say something like “good…. Now close your eyes” wait for him to do it.

Then: “would you like it if I did this to another man?” - “yes”

Then: “you know, [name of ex / bull / fantasy guy] used to love when I stroked his dick. Of course his was a lot bigger than yours, I could barely close my hand around it”

Then: “do you like that, thinking about how I used to stroke his big cock?” - “yes”

Then: “having that big cock in my hands always made me feel so tiny and horny”

Then: “do you want me to show you how I used to suck him?” - “yes”. Then put all your effort into giving the best head you have ever given.

Then: “mmh… Can you imagine how good his cock must have felt in my mouth? I used to suck him just like that until he came in my mouth”.

By now he should be getting pretty close, so it’s time put on the finale. Ask him “do you want to cum?” - “yes”. Start stroking him faster.

“tell me…” - make him say that he wants to cum.

“I want you to cum while you think of me getting fucked by [name]. He would always make me cum so hard. Imagine how I used to scream his name” - if you really want to go all out you could start moaning the name of this other guy, whether that’s your bull, an old fling, your husband’s friend or who ever you like to fantasize about.

Do you see how easy it flows from do you like it, to imagine it’s someone else, to describing how you used to do or would do it on someone else?

With time it will come naturally and you won’t have to plan ahead, but to begin with it’s nice to have an idea of how you want to start it, how you want to end it and how you bridge that gap.

There you have it. My secrets to driving your husband wild. Now go… Make him lose it.

Absolutely amazing..

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When I first started this blog it’s sole purpose was to have a place to store hotwife/vixen pics, gifs and captions other people made, that I can later send to my wife

Somewhere along the way I was dissatisfied with the quality and repetition of posts, so I decided to start making my own, with the help and inspiration of others.

Never at that point would I have thought, that switching to actually making these would result in that many people following, liking, commenting and reblogging my stuff!

Thank you so much, keep on crossing your fingers to finally getting my wife to try out the fantasy and I also wish you good luck and all the best with your kinky escapades!

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