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Petulant Detective (Archivist Aligned)

@detective-werewife

Juno || he/him || lady, thank you || 21 || ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ป || Just fandoms I'm in, shitposts and occasional rants
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โ€œwell youโ€™ll never technically be a REAL manโ€ not what your father said to me last night. Or your mother.

๐Ÿ‘ฅ Readers added context

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โ€ผ๏ธ Additional context provided

Cops hate him! A fair number of criminals hate him! Let's be honest a Lot of people hate him. Hes genderqueer! Hes a lady! He's bisexual! Hes in gay love with the biggest drama queen in existence! Hes the whiniest most unwilling protagonist ever! Hes a super sleuth! Hes a space pirate! He put himself in super prison on purpose in the worst plan ever made! He has yet to kill his idiot childhood friend and Everybody is surprised!

Youโ€™d think if landlords wanted to fight the image they have of predatory parasites they should talk slightly less like cartoon supervillains when discussing their issues

Landlords: weโ€™re not parasites we provide a service we need to make a living like anybody else

Also landlords: can anybody tell me with step by step instructions how i can evict my wheelchair bound tenant and transform her apartment into an airbnb without getting hit with an FHA claim? The specific reason i want to evict her is because she wanted me to install guardrails in the bathroom but that costs money and I donโ€™t feel like doing it

pi4nobl4ck

i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds

the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes

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existdiavolo

this is the only fucking post on this entire fucking site

i mean this completely seriously butโ€ฆ a cup of coffee can save your life a little, a shower can save your life a little, making your favorite meal can save your life a littleโ€ฆโ€ฆ.little things actually add up to really big things in the long run if you let them, the secret to surviving everyday is infusing a little bit of magic into the mundane i truly believe that

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I don't care if no new shows come out for 2 years, the sheer amount of media that exists couldn't be watched in a million years. Go back and watch old movies and shows, YouTube videos, documentaries, read a book. Anyone acting like this writers strike is less important than their entertainment, you aren't a leftist or an ally to the working class, you're a spoiled bougie brat

nothing will make you think "i have got to get weirder" more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you're like a normie to them

"sicko feedback loop" is a warrior's bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage