i am the most normal girl on planet earth. i drink water. i control my facial muscles and tone of voice. i wear a little boots. i am so normal
tma au where everything is the same but Jon's name is Jeff. Jeffery Sims. Jeffmartin. Hello Jeff, Apologies For The Deception-
Cops hate him! A fair number of criminals hate him! Let's be honest a Lot of people hate him. Hes genderqueer! Hes a lady! He's bisexual! Hes in gay love with the biggest drama queen in existence! Hes the whiniest most unwilling protagonist ever! Hes a super sleuth! Hes a space pirate! He put himself in super prison on purpose in the worst plan ever made! He has yet to kill his idiot childhood friend and Everybody is surprised!
why so problematic batman? -the canceler
I'm crying and praying The Canceler is gonna get you for this
Youโd think if landlords wanted to fight the image they have of predatory parasites they should talk slightly less like cartoon supervillains when discussing their issues
Landlords: weโre not parasites we provide a service we need to make a living like anybody else
Also landlords: can anybody tell me with step by step instructions how i can evict my wheelchair bound tenant and transform her apartment into an airbnb without getting hit with an FHA claim? The specific reason i want to evict her is because she wanted me to install guardrails in the bathroom but that costs money and I donโt feel like doing it
i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds
the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes
this is the only fucking post on this entire fucking site
i mean this completely seriously butโฆ a cup of coffee can save your life a little, a shower can save your life a little, making your favorite meal can save your life a littleโฆโฆ.little things actually add up to really big things in the long run if you let them, the secret to surviving everyday is infusing a little bit of magic into the mundane i truly believe that
I don't care if no new shows come out for 2 years, the sheer amount of media that exists couldn't be watched in a million years. Go back and watch old movies and shows, YouTube videos, documentaries, read a book. Anyone acting like this writers strike is less important than their entertainment, you aren't a leftist or an ally to the working class, you're a spoiled bougie brat
*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!
nothing will make you think "i have got to get weirder" more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you're like a normie to them
"sicko feedback loop" is a warrior's bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage
a piece of media that is bad: mundane. effectless
a piece of media that is bad but had the potential to be so so good: unbearable. agonizing. soul crushing even






