thank you so much for your support guys. alas, another new era has begun. i am finally allowing myself to embrace who i really am (just a silly lil detective).
or in other words, i'm changing my url again.
this is me, detective-frog, former: june-spirited, former gregs-frog, and before that myfavouritecolourisgreen (i think).
fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.
I hope that little german boy is still playing fortnite und trinking cola
I hope that little german boy is still playing fortnite und trinking cola
I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.
I promise I’m not trying to be pretentious here. Jeanne d’Arc’s last name is d’Arc. An overly-literal translator insisted it stood for “of Arc”, and that’s why we know her as Joan of Arc. At the time, she was more commonly known as “Jeanne la Pucelle”, meaning “Joan the Maiden” or “Joan the Virgin”.
anyways since her main attack strategy was “hit them until they stop moving” I think she’d be a gorilla.
*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?
For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.
once again thinking about this guy at the pigeon museum who was giving a little presentation about pigeon mating habits or something, and takes one look at me and my partner and immediately goes "oh and pigeons can be GAY, too!!!"
“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual
Credit George Zahora (Twitter):
Look who made the cover of FROGUE again!
being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you
clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath "you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it" as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things
being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying "no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go."
i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again
and here you are
EVERY day is Appreciate A Dragon Day if you have taste
