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Fucknugget

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 So search up argonaut octopus please. also i dont put ANY effort into my reblogging i dont even tag anythng so i am grateful if u follow me even tho im a lazy lil shit thank u. 日本語おkです!よろしくー
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Get thee to a sandwich

In television, when the writers want to show a husband mistreating his wife, he tells her to go make a sandwich. In this picture, because sandwiches had not been invented yet, Hamlet tells Ophelia to go to a nunnery instead, which is the next best thing, clearly.

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Popular words

In fact, words are the reason why pieces such as poems, stories, and even novels become so popular in the first place.

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People who think Karamatsu stuffed his speedo are cowards who don’t want to admit he has a GIANT DI-

couldnt finish the sentence because they died. karamatsu for sure has a giant di

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can’t blame her though, look at her fucking face this bitch is gone

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ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

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this is the most dramatic video I’ve ever seen

I’m gagging…

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wiiiine

I thought the caption was an exaggeration but it’s not

I cant be mad but like… Jesus

Ive watched this like 3 times