One Awkward Duck

you gotta tell your cats theyre small. they dont know. you gotta tell em

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

polite bubby.png

ohhhhhh bubby from orange cats

Hi sorry I saw a transparent jpeg and immediately put your cat in a situation hope that's cool

WHATS HE DOING UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cunty cats study

If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

ok!

I HC that clones are NOT impressed with the fact that Anakin Skywalker is a result of the Miraculous Conception.

"I was conceived by the Force itself, without a father."

"So? All of us clones are conceived and born without a mother. You're not special."

crouton 💖

AHHH HELLO.???? THANK YOU HE LOOKS SO CUTE

welcome... to Nothing Park

This is diabolical. Loud enough to notice, but virtually unidentifiable from a truck in motion. You pop the hood to see what's up and find nothing. You start it up and it doesn't make the noise. You go for a drive and it's fucking back. Psychological torture

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

I bet it feels really good to finally squeeze out of your old exoskeleton when you’re an arthropod

the fact that generative A.I. has created a completely new fundamental doubt in reality (checking to see if an artwork we see is manmade or not) and doubt in the instinct of enjoying art is unforgivable. its sickeningly tragic, and i mean it. NOTHING is worth this price and i hope that everyone will one day realize this.

let's drive with papa