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Destination: Toast!

@destinationtoast / destinationtoast.tumblr.com

Fandom stats & cats & squee • @toastystats is my fandom stats-only side blog • destinationtoast on AO3 • @destntoast on Twitter • A note to coworkers/family: If I did not tell you about this blog, let's just pretend you never found it, and let's never, ever, ever have awkward conversations about my fanfic, or slash, or god forbid omegaverse or something. All right? Great! :) • Icon modified from Jeph Jacques’s Questionable Content • Header by @lumikat

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Fandom stats (sideblog: @toastystats ) -- I gather and share fandom data for fun! I have code on Github if you want to gather your own data. Of you may want to use the spreadsheets I generated from the AO3 Selective Data Dump. You can also reuse any of my data and cite any of my posts. My fandom stats on AO3 include:

Other things -- I write fanfic, often polyamorous (I recently accidentally wrote a long Ted Lasso polyfic). I blog about my cats, who were once feral kittens. I have greatest hits.

Fandom tags to block/browse: #ted lasso (I'm mostly all about this show right now!), #sherlock, #iwtv, #the sandman, #got/#hotd, #wot, #star trek

i want to know who has the most fics and who has the most words published on ao3. i doubt they’re the same person and i want to know.

this is going to bother me forever. i checked on our dear fandomstats friend @destinationtoast, who HAS said before that "authors with most works" isn't really a feasible stat to get :(( but i'm still going to try.

there are a few polls on tumblr about number of works (which is skewed bc, ofc, people have to be active on tumblr and see the post to vote), so i'm looking through those tags. i KNOW there are people out there with over 1k fics, i'm sure of it, but so far the most i can confirm is 669.

so, uh, stay tuned! if anyone out there knows of accounts with more fics than that or anyone who might have more than 7 million words to their name, let me know! it's silly futile quest time

This is an interesting sort of question, and I suspect your hunch is right; I know some users author single fics that are millions of words, and some people post a huge number of separate short works, but I suspect those are fairly separate populations.

I'd be very interested in related questions like "How many authors are there with at least X fanworks?" or "How many authors with at least X word count?" if you (or anyone else) figure out a good way to get/estimate that data. But I also advise caution around user privacy here -- I wouldn't want to share the pseud of the author with the highest word count, or a list of the most prolific authors, for instance. Because they haven't agreed to it and don't necessarily want to be publicized in the way. So I advise sharing anything you figure out with care, and strongly consider anonymizing any accounts you're talking about.

That caveat made, also boosting this in case anyone else has relevant data/estimates to share. And good luck in your own investigations! :)

I'm listening to Feather Unpacks the Hobbit now, and I absolutely adore this breakdown of Bilbo Bagins as a person:

"...but there are a few reasons Bilbo might even have chosen to tell the entire story from a point of distance. Some are more personal than others. 

The very personal reasons are that bluntly Bilbo has a weird and somewhat socially awkward combination of desire for an audience and applause, along with an absolute discomfort with being seen, and particularly being seen to be anything other than composed and if necessary a little ironic. 

These are things that actually continue across his character, from the moment we're first introduced to the moment we last see him: he feels things very, very deeply, and would also rather cut off his own nose than seem to take anything more seriously than, maybe, a contentious town council meeting. He will absolutely die for his friends, but will avoid the awkwardness of a long good-bye from his (let's face it) adopted son, because it's awkward

He will be absolutely terrified but gods forbid he not have a quick comeback! That would be the worst

Bilbo, in short, vastly prefers to be in control of how people see him. He may even be willing to make himself look silly, or allow someone to see that he's moved or upset, but he'll only be willing to do it on his terms. The tone he brings to his memoir is detached, ironic, understated and avuncular. 

If you're like that, it can be much more comfortable to, for instance, write about yourself in the third person. It's one thing to say "Bilbo was very frightened" and quite another to say "I was very frightened." 

Further more, we can see from the other hobbits - and Pippin discusses it specifically with Aragorn, apologizing for it only to have Aragorn essentially say yes, I know - that this is not atypical for hobbits. Hobbits overall are not comfortable articulating strong feelings; it's not Done. The more they feel the more they will take any opportunity to sidestep saying it aloud. 

So it's entirely possible that it's just not done!!! for a hobbit to write a memoir from the first person. I would definitely buy that. "

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I love time loop stories. Really, I do.

But I'd love to see a story about what happens after you emerge from the time loop.

When, after months or years of repetition, you have to learn how to live with a choice you can't redo tomorrow.

When you meet someone new for the first time and have to figure out how to navigate this brand new conversation.

When you reach for the same day's clothes and realize that you can't wear them because they got dirty. Your laundry, your dishes, your body, your teeth, all the tasks that reset with the loop are suddenly stacking up and you need to set aside time to do them.

When you reach that first weekend and your schedule radically shifts and you don't know what to do with yourself, which is terrifying but also exhilarating in ways you can't explain.

When you casually drop facts learned from those books you spent a dozen loops reading, and you realize you retained something worth keeping.

How your memory gets weirdly good all of a sudden, despite not having all that repetition to fall back on, because suddenly every experience is fresh and new.

And when the seasons change, and your hair grows long enough that you want to cut it, and when you realize it's shocking because you didn't think you'd ever see something as incredible as the passage of time.

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I love that Murderbot thinks it should be warm with humans who need comfort... and that's not a metaphor, it increases its body temperature in case that helps.

SecUnit version of getting somebody who looks upset hot tea.

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Meanwhile some humans would like to know what you get an upset SecUnit.