Sounds gay i'm in

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

thinking again about "sometimes i wanna be slapped during sex by a girl wearing a zorro mask, but that don't make it a good idea!" like what does dean think would be the Consequences. of having sex in kind of a silly, strange manner. why is any of that a Bad Idea.

dean winchester voice Well if i ask a girl to do that then the ghost of my father will barge into the room and shake his head disapprovingly at what a sissy i've become

Is there a word for that like, “bright darkness” you get in winter?? When it’s been snowing or it’s supposed to snow past sunset and the sky isn’t Dark Enough. One of my favorite things

Thanks to @raindropwindow and a handful of articles, it’s called snow albedo, skyglow, snowglow, or just light scattering! It’s the result of moon- or artificial light reflecting off ground snow, low clouds, or ice crystals.

that nsfw snow…

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRfdbtvK/

No song nor poetry can convey tragedy like a cat who wants through a door

beautiful women make me feel like. idk., a startled horse

“why did you respond in 23 seconds” i would rip my heart out of my chest for you if you asked. Next question

Sometimes I see straight women posting and I'm like hmmm okay I can see why some straight men are driven insane without necessarily being like Andrew Tate psychos

Oh there's so many of these

The feminine trait of *checks notes* wanting to stay hydrated

If my man were getting knocked over by the ocean waves I’d simply say “Fear not, my valiant prince, for I shall be thine anchor against the ravages of cruel Poseidon!” only to also get knocked over by the ocean waves.

when you die, all the processes in your body slow down and come to a halt before starting to decay. which means if you were to revive someone from the dead, necromancer-style, you'd potentially have to kickstart their entire system back up from a state of inertia. which means it almost certainly would not be pretty. i'm talking coughing up clots of blood, nauseatingly intense migraines and muscle cramps, and all the sensory overload that would come with firing up the body's engines from frozen cold to fully functioning all guns blazing in the matter of seconds it takes to cast a resurrection spell.

basically: 'resurrection hangovers' should totally be a thing

hmm. maybe u were put on this earth to make art and write bad poetry and create silly little playlists and being kind and maybe tearing up a little bit when you see old people eating alone

also. taking naps and being silly and saying hiiiiii

I'm like if a chill girl had the need to control everything around her

the epic highs and tragic lows of literally just being in my head on a perfectly normal day

I must not buy. Buying is the purse-killer. Buying is the little-dopamine that brings total bankruptcy. I will face my wishlist. I will permit the limited time sale to pass over me and through me. And when it has expired I will turn the inner eye to see its impulses. When the mania has gone there will be nothing. Only $ will remain.

Needed this thank you

boobs are good

this one was a hit with the boob community

can i get a period tracker with skulls and heavy metal font please