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gay nonconformist from the land of tea and crumpets | 20 | scorpio |memes, shrek and social justice
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine

well this would have been useful last night

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aro-ace-fangirl

See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

what a top notch addition to an already excellent post

are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

they lived to post about it, it’s fine

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bangtanlovesbangtan
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bochabucc

The world wasn't ready for Megamind in 2010. I think it could be ready now. After seeing the same superhero arc in every Marvel movie, the squandered subversion in expectations from Game of Thrones, the tired consistent revamps of previously done ideas from Disney,, I petition that we just rerelease Megamind in theaters again. No changes at all. Just toss it back in there and let people experience culture and class for the first time in their lives

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miscalculated-obsessions

Ok but those parents will probably just sell the stamps for drugs so the kid still goes hungry.

So instead of the child possibly going hungry you’d rather be certain of they went hungry, bold but honest of you.

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who-is-page

Weird hill to die on OP, but at least you’re dead.

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milliniumfalcon
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microcroft

things i never expected to learn through a tedtalk but now am glad to know:

the founder of Sirius XM radio is a sapphic trans woman and is currently trying to preserve her wife’s consciousness in a digital file so her wife can be immortal in the body of a robot.

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microcroft

heres the tedtalk if you dont believe because everyone deserves to know this reality of the amazing world in which we live 

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enyafan

Holy shit you neglected to mention that when her daughter got a terminal disease with no cure or treatment possible she literally went to the library got some medical textbooks and taught herself enough biochemistry to actually begin developing a drug that halted the disease good god why have we never heard of this absolute genius

YOU KNOW WHY  YOU K N O W   W  H Y

Real life tony stark is a gay trans woman

Her name is Martine Rothblatt. She also founded United Therapeutics, which is a company that works to find cures for “””small””” diseases that don’t necessarily affect a lot of people. 

oh, yes–and she’s Jewish.

Here is a picture of Martine and her wife, Bina Aspen:

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acapelladitty

As much as I am enjoying watching the Conservative Party collapse like the world’s shittiest soufflé, I am also keenly and unfortunately aware that I am still tethered to this country as they absolutely fuck us into the nearest ditch like a boy racer after 12 pints of mangers cider.