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Mullet Of Sadness

@despicableplankton / despicableplankton.tumblr.com

36, Indeterminate Gender
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she fucking rolled off of me and started playing an armored core mission after i listened to her boot up her ps2 and navigate all the menus without looking with her free hand the entire time we were making out on her bed and then she fucking died in 15 seconds

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I BEAT HIM LIKE 5 MINUTES LATER OK I WONT ACCEPT THIS SLANDER

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opens box that reads "i wanna draw again". inside lies a note. the note says, "mental illness and difficult circumstances have taken years of interest, accessibility, and skill away from me. i want to forgive myself for that. i want to heal my relationship to my hobbies. i want to feel connected to something that once made me feel good, but the cyclic discouragement is difficult to overcome." i turn over the note. on the back it reads "wannta drawe sexy bodies awooga"

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seems like this one really resonated with the artists who dont do art fandom

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MEANWHILE IN THE KINGDOM OF VERMILLION: There are only three people who know that Crimsonheart is secretly the Twin Brother of Princess Ruby, and all of them are currently on this balcony. 

I've decided going forward I am just gonna name this comic after Liege, who is the protagonist, but it's really awkward for that decision to have come into fruition during a time where Liege is "Sir Not Appearing On These Pages In Person".

i hate when youtube food reviewers take a bite out of a burger and hold it right up to the camera where they took a bite. like thanks, looks disgusting, what are you gonna show me next? A Man's Asshole?

hey that's the guy who had a legitimate full mental breakdown because people said aging and dying was natural and he insisted saying that was tantamount to supporting genocide and him and weren't meant to age or die. the fursona guy. that's him

It's all "keep tumblr weird" until a real weirdo shows up I see