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dark the netflix show and rusty lake/cube escape the games are the exact same thing

gritty northern european horror fantasy thrillers about fucked up little places, fate, religious symbolism, confusing af family trees, shady family-owned business, funny looking vintage sci fi machines, time travel and fucked up clans in fucked up little towns in the woods with goregous aesthetics ranging from victorian through 80s to modern, people dying, cave and old hotel, animals dying, a whole plethora of Torture Devices, experiments, a hard boiled detective that fucks around and *really* finds out, going to therapy but the therapist being just as fucked as you or straight up evil, a Bad Vibes lake, a place called paradise, recurring symbolic geometry (the triquetra in dark and the cubes in rl) etc

nobody will ever convince me that these two don’t take place in the same universe (pun intended)

dark the netflix show and rusty lake/cube escape the games are the exact same thing

gritty northern european horror fantasy thrillers about fucked up little places, fate, religious symbolism, confusing af family trees, shady family-owned business, funny looking vintage sci fi machines, time travel and fucked up clans in fucked up little towns in the woods with goregous aesthetics ranging from victorian through 80s to modern, people dying, cave and old hotel, animals dying, a whole plethora of Torture Devices, experiments, a hard boiled detective that fucks around and *really* finds out, going to therapy but the therapist being just as fucked as you or straight up evil, a Bad Vibes lake, a place called paradise etc

nobody will ever convince me that these two don’t take place in the same universe (pun intended)

my brain seeing a random serial number on a box irl after playing puzzle games for several hours straight

Putting Rusty Lake women on The Spectrum™

She's everything. He's just Bob.

“Im not dignifying that with a response” gets me every time. Im not acknowledging tht stupid ass shit

123 movies is called that because you have to answer riddles three from a hot girl in your area before you can watch the movie

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

Autism

*stabs julius caesar in the back* you're bleeding because you don't floss

do you want to walk into a cave with me

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

Did you just know this

can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

Spirits 🌠

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