Booty Versus Titty

look at those panties, that pretty wet spot, so tempting to get my mouth on. c’mon, baby, spread those legs wide for me, we’re not taking those off until they’re drenched through. god, you moan so beautifully when I press kisses along your cunt over your panties, so warm over the material. I bet my tongue would feel so good inside. but, not yet. put your thighs on my shoulders and let me press my face in, lips planting small kisses, stopping every moments to suck on you through the material, your hips jerking up and whines spilling from your lips when I flatten my tongue and drag it along the length of your pussy. awh, baby, yes, I know you like it when I suck on your cute clit over your panties, your hips bouncing and your head tossing back in pleasure. I love how your jaw slackens, mouth open, as I put such sweet, sweet pressure on your clit over your panties, how I can feel your juices seeping through the material and onto my tongue. god, feel how your thighs tremble around my head. you're so good, so sweet, for letting me toy with your cunt over your underwear until you've soaked the material, turning it into such a mess, covered with your juices. let me just, fuck, bob my head as I suck and suck on your clit over your pretty panties, your hands yanking on my hair. I get the message, baby, your panties look so wet, a whole other colour with your juices spread and soaking them. I can feel you getting close, fingers gripping tight, hips flailing the harder I suck. awe, awe, baby, don’t whine, it’s okay, just raise your butt for me. look at you, so obedient and doing it without asking. fuck, look at how your hips now wiggle in excitement, your moans growing needier, as I finally slip those panties off, and drag you close and get my mouth directly on your cunt. I know you're so close, let me wrap my lips on your clit and suck away, sliding two fingers deep into your hole and pumping them in and out, immediately setting out on such a fast pace, my lips latching onto your clit and tugging gently, tongue poking out and flicking fast and hard. do it, darling, you’ve been so good and patient, I’m so proud of you. you deserve to come, sweetie, do it for me. come hard - fuck, there you go, you clench so hard on my fingers, your clit so nice and stiff, perfect for me to suck on to draw out your orgasm as long as I can. fuck, you're gorgeous, thank you for being so good for me.

okay i tried slowing down the cantina song to make it sad but instead it sounds like something that would be playing in the black lodge

OP: “okay, let’s make it sad!” *accidentally opens a portal to the universe of Grim Fandango*

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

certified iconic post

goodness gracious great balls of fire 😟😟😟😟

If anyone has cute pet pics or neat nature pics to share, I could use those today

his name is soup and he loves tummy rubs

This is Turtle! She has no brain.

these photos were taken several months apart. she just...looks like this. all the time.

if you listen carefully you can hear the elevator music echoing around between those ears

We were playing Cards Against Humanity. The black card was "Did not enjoy ____. One star." Someone had to explain to the Goth why someone played "the jews." I mean, come on. One star. Fuck's sake.

I'm the only one at the fucking table who's allowed to make a holocaust joke and I didn't even win.

wanting 2 be thrown around like the tiny fuck doll i am

<\3 ;(

Is her torso backwards?

y’all