*seductively* doomed by the narrative all by yourself, handsome?
*reveals traits that foil yours* Not for long.
When they tell you to touch grass but you have ADHD
"I could fix him," and I could make him beg like a whore. What's your point?
hashtag real
the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel
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Going to need this guy's lawyer
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thank you for tags, I was too lazy to elaborate lol but it is funny how the headline is worded as if everyone would find the activities 'fun'
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Awesome
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so I recently got this dark magical amulet, and I am,like, obsessed
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I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language
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why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣
…can you put your shoes back on
