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Desert

@desert-mlm

Year of birth: 2000 ◇ Pronouns: ♂️

"you're a bitch" well a bitch is a female dog and dogs are wolves and wolves are part of nature, and in nature is wild hogs which eat root vegetables which are in the dirts, and ants live in the dirt and ants have queens and Queens is in new york. you know what else is in new york? Italians. I bet you feel pretty stupid right now

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john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall

john karkat will be graduating first grade this spring

happy eighth birthday john karkat

today in homestuck

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 9th of July, 2023, is this young man’s birthday. Although it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a (better) name!
What will the name of this young man be?

July 2021: Prime Minister Scott Morrison uses a radio appearance to announce, unprompted, that he had not soiled himself at a Sydney McDonalds in 1997.

The denial followed months of circulating rumours about the event across the press and social media, which had seen the location of the restaurant 'Engadine' become shorthand for the Prime Minister.

The event was commemorated by a plaque installed outside the infamous "Engadine Maccas", which quickly became a tourist drawcard.

The restaurant was once again in the headlines in 2022, after hundreds of revellers turned up to celebrate Scott Morrison's loss in the federal election, with 15,000 pledging to attend on Facebook.

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my fav quote by freud is definitely the one where hes writing to his fiancee and hes like im gonna make you eat so much you are just a little weak baby and im a big cokehead

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FOUND IT

mixed reactions it seems

If you've ever wanted to feel like you belong to a secret society, with the conspiratorial plans and the covert meetings and the knowing glances at the other people who part of it and all, consider trying to unionize your workplace.

You'll see a flyer in the break room and go to a meeting at a union hall and you'll be like, hm, I didn't expect to see that person here, but there they are, and then you'll see them at work the next day, and you won't say anything, but you'll both know. You'll know.

And then comes the day when you throw off the veil of secrecy and wear the signs of your order openly! Let everyone heed the call! A new day is coming, and the old powers will be overthrown!

And then you win.

Wearing an “anime fans dni” Tshirt to an anime convention and watching people in the crowd be physically blasted back from my energy like I’m parting the red sea  

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

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