Horribly Wonderful

midwests emos scare the shit out of me how the hell you grow up in a corn field and come out listening to mindless self indulgence what the fuck happened in that corn field

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

what does this mean

I know "my dear" is just like, normal bro talk for victorians but will my gay ass ever be able to handle it? No

Chrono Trigger - Crono by  Max Berthelot

Tornado

I want every non-Midwesterner to know that we are drilled in tornado safety from a young age and know exactly what we should do to keep ourselves safe. And yet we do exactly as pictured in the bottom image every time a tornado comes around.

To put in perspective how absolutely insane this is

Can’t see shit, captain. Even when I open in a new tab. 

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“For those unaware, let me show you how fucking retardedly universe-breakingly strong Donald is.

Flare is a spell type from final fantasy that is reserved for only the strongest individuals. Top level party members, top level enemies, main bosses, and secret bosses are the main users of this spell type. It’s so powerful that it’s been simply referred to as the “Nuke” spell before.

There are multiple tiers of Flare:

Megaflare: used by summons and top level enemies. Mostly known to be used by Bahamut, the strongest summon in the entire Final Fantasy franchise. Although this is it’s basic form

Above that you have Gigaflare: A stronger version of Mega flare. Mostly used by stronger versions of Bahamut, and inter-dimensional demons and secret bosses.

Above that you have Teraflare: this move is exclusive to the abso-fucking-lute most powerful versions of Bahamut. Like, you need to be the strongest motherfucker in the final fantasy multiverse to use this. This is universe erasing shit here

Above that you have Zettaflare: It is one quadrillion times (yes this is canon) more powerful then Megaflare, and it is a move that only Donald Duck has been able to do in all of Square Enix history.”

I’d also like to point out that Donald has used Flare several times before, its one of his most common magic moves when doing a combo with Sora, Albiet he uses them with a goofy, cartoonish firework effect.

I should mention that Donald gets knocked out/dies after this, either from the strain of using the spell or from the heartless that swarm right after, but even if it’s cast from hitpoints, Donald literally just busted out the most powerful magic move in Square history.

The only other character in Square enix games who used Zettaflare was the third form of Airy in Bravely Default, who at that point had a world eating eldritch abomination powering her. Donald didn’t have any of that backing him up, he literally cast Zettaflare on his own.

Donald fucking duck is canonically the most powerful red mage in square enix history PERIOD.

Also here’s a bonus for ya; right before setting it off Goofy yelled “DONALD, DON’T!” implying that either he’s been apprised of how dangerous zettaflare is for donald to use, OR DONALD HAS DONE IT BEFORE.

Don’t fuck with the duck.

More proof Donald Duck is the only true bae

I’m just surprised Donald could properly pronounce “Zettaflare”

What the fuck even is Kingdom Hearts

Honestly, I can believe it Donald fueled zettaflare by pure rage.

“WELL GAWRSH

U SURE HYUCKED HIM UP”

- Goofy, watching this Brutal Magic Murder, probably

Donald motherfucking Duck, a mage so powerful that even the gods themselves give pause.

Donald Duck is going to kill Thanos in Avengers: Endgame O.O

Alice in Wonderland (1951)

The one thing that we can always agree upon!

whenever i show someone who doesnt understand fighting games the Justin vs Daigo match i literally cannot explain how impressive it is without tearing up and having my voice crack. i wish i was kidding. i teared up writing this post because it made me think about it

they show this gif to people in blade runner and look for tears to check if theyre a replicant

A cleric who is the Team Mom and only heals by kissing you on the forehead and buffs you by licking her thumb and rubbing away some schmutz on your face

someone’s like “you know that’s not actually required for your job” and she’s like “shhhhh my beautiful child, my healing my rules, I made you a potion, it’s chicken noodle mana” 

Their holy sigil is a macaroni necklace you made in second grade. You didn’t know them in second grade. You’re not sure how they got that macaroni necklace. You ask them about it, and they just slip you a twenty and tell you to get whatever you want at the food court. “What is a food court?” you cry, but it doesn’t matter because they summoned a hero’s feast and everything tastes wonderful, and at some point you crawl into their lap to cry about something you thought you were adult enough to handle. 

“This is you handling it,” they say. “You’re never too big to ask your mom for help.”

“You’re literally not my mother,” you sob.

“But metaphorically,” they say, and you’re like truuuuuuuuuu and sob a little more before they tuck you into a bedroll because you’ve got a big day tomorrow stopping an assassination at a royal palace

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

stand in it ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ

Father and Daughter ♥     The Witcher 3   |Instagram|

Vampires: The antithesis of the Lycans, Vampires rule the night. Wearing wet suits filled with blood to keep them fed and dark magic they stalk the shadows. Assuming the Stalker form Vampires tap in to their primal energies manifesting in the form of a massive humanoid bat like creature giving them immense physical attributes and a terrifying visage. While weak during the day few would dare oppose the Vampires in the dead of night.

Top to bottom, left to right:

Hemophage - Powerful blood magicians that can cast devastating magic attacks and crippling curses.

Bloodthirster - Scout berserkers hungry for fresh blood used to flush out living targets and cause chaos.

Bloodletter - Quick nimble flankers used to engage targets in close quarters combat and pursue fleeing targets.

Pariah: Melee fighters who’s sole purpose is to absorb enemy fire and draw attention away from their teammates.

Reaper: Stealth assassin shock troops that engage from the shadows.

Count: Elder Vampires that lead their teams and provide support shadow magic to buff their team and weaken their opponents.

Neophyte: New Vampires eager to prove their worth in operations and begin their path towards a specialization.

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