Nurse: "Your sturgeon will be in shortly"
Patient: "You mean my surgeon?"
Nurse: "No."
*an 800 pound fish flops into the room, thrashing violently on the linoleum and knocking medical equipment to the floor*

Nurse: "Your sturgeon will be in shortly"
Patient: "You mean my surgeon?"
Nurse: "No."
*an 800 pound fish flops into the room, thrashing violently on the linoleum and knocking medical equipment to the floor*
It's been a long time, Tumblr. I'm now 7.5yrs on T and 6mo post hysto and waiting for prior authorization for top surgery. Life isn't perfect but there's nothing in this world that could convince me to go back to living as a woman.
Stop calling trans men "people with vaginas" and reducing us to our genitals like some kind of terf.
My apologies. That does sound like some terf shit. Can you mention me in the post where I said that? I haven't been on tumble in years and I don't remember when or where I said what you're referring to. Pls tag so I can delete
When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
This little man made himself at home while I cleaned his enclosure. He didn’t want to let go when I was finished, I guess he enjoyed my warmth! (Source: https://ift.tt/2CXki9Z)
fancy hair tie
This is how you identify Medusa’s heirs, right?
me: *endlessly screme at humaine for pats*
humaine: *gives pat*
me:
Hey everyone!
My name is Andrew Frey and I use he/they pronouns. I’m a 24 year old nonbinary person who’s trying to get their life together and find financial independence.
I recently ended the long term relationship that brought me cross country to New York. I fortunately found a place to go, I just need to be able to move out within this rent period so I don’t have to wait until next month.
I currently need to raise $1,500 by May 15th in order to cover my rent and moving expenses. I’m working my ass off with two jobs to help cover these costs but I’m still far behind and I need to move out ASAP for the sake of my mental health.
Fundraiser: youcaring.com/supportandrew PayPal: andrewluke1994@outlook.com Venmo: @scumbug
Thank you all so much for your support and for helping me through some of the hardest moments of my life.