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Addicted to red herrings

@derinthescarletpescatarian / derinthescarletpescatarian.tumblr.com

I write about snarky teenagers making bad decisions and colonists trapped in deep space making better ones. You can find my stories on derinstories.com . On Tumblr, I mostly procrastinate.
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Hi, I’m Derin! I write things.

If you want to read a web serial about a teenage alien bug’s coming of age,  one about a human abductee wrestling with somewhat older alien bugs, or one of my short stories described by readers with such lovely reactions as “what the fuck Derin,” “I think there is something very wrong with you,” and “I am never going to be the same again,” you can find them on my website here.

If you want chapter updates, ebooks, a randomly generated drink or sandwich from my friend’s robot, or just to hang out and chat, my discord is here.

If you want access to bonus materials and story voting rights, my ko-fi is here.

Have a question about my stories? There’s an FAQ.

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thinking about sofia lee of the unsleeping city and prince gerard of neverafter and the way that emily and murph both were like wow what’s the most devastating backstory i can imagine? if something went wrong with my marriage and my partner didn’t love me anymore

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i was going to do a rant about this before seeing this tweet but imma just leave this here

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deramin2

This goes hand in hand with pushing for only queer people to play queer roles. Which in theory sounds like a good thing to push for authentic representation when so much of the past stuff was bad.

Except the actual real world outcome has become queer leftists abusively dog piling any actor they deem "inauthentic" leading to actors being forcefully outed against their will before they were ready in an attempt to make the abuse stop. Including children. People have been justifying psychologically tormenting literal children for not publicly disclosing (and being firm and set in) their gender and sexuality in order to work.

In many wants it's set back queer media and made people just as afraid of queer roles ruining their careers and their lives as they were when bigots were doing it. Which is not an improvement to the situation! It's really only giving cover to people who want none of this to exist.

We could have just praised the process we wanted to see. Personally I love seeing Jim Parsons take that big normative sitcom money and fucking off to make emotionally powerful queer films with it casting queer actors whenever he can. But praising that will always be more constructive than bullying Kit Connor. If Daniel Craig wants to spend the rest of his career making charming gay detective movies about helping marginalized woman get revenge on abusive rich assholes, then I don't care what his sexuality is because it's still pushing queer media far forward.

We could have positively addressed rainbow capitalism by supporting queer-owed business. We could have accepted that mainstreaming queer iconography at Target (much of it designed by queer people who got to pay their bills making it) would make space for people buying that small batch t-shirt at Pride. It's not like people only ever buy one t-shirt in their life.

A closeted-for-safety trans boy buying his first binder at Target could have created an opening for the next one to be from Shapeshifters. Instead he may never get the chance to know what it would feel feel like to take the first step because the wrong packaging could endanger him and the (fair) price mightbe unaffordable.

We can't built perils into doing better. We can't keep calling nigh-impossible next steps"the bare minimum" and tearing into them for every imperfection if we want people to do them at all. At minimum that's a burnout machine. At worst it gives bigots leverage to maker sure we have nothing. Kindness and enthuses support of what we want to see happen makes way more progress.

Unfortunately many leftists are still so stuck in the purity-sin-redemption mentality, even when they surface-level reject Christianity, that instead of growth and change everything keeps getting treated as blasphemy unless it's perfect. Even though perfection is impossible. So the whole well is primed to be poisoned by the people who genuinely hate us.

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6yo ADHD child's father: did Mum give you a tablet [adhd medication] this morning?

Child: *sad head shaking*

Father: Do you want one today?

Child: *nodding so enthusiastically her whole body shakes*

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hempseeeeds

Having to trust a coparent to do what they were supposed to AND trust a child to remember correctly AND trust a child to tell the truth, seems like it would have a higher error-rate than just having to trust one's own neurodivergent adult brain to remember correctly.

She doesn't take medication every day, it was more a "we're going to an Event today and you're pretty hyped up, would you like chemical help today?" kind of question.

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mumblesplash

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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kata4a
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I learned a lot today from Obviously Queer’s video essay “FEMME: Lesbian History, Identity, Politics and Invisibility” and femmebis’ “The “Lesbian-Only Term” Myth: A Comprehensive Historical Essay on ‘Butch’ and ‘Femme’ ”.

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Aromantic? No no, I'm irromantic. Just totally kill the vibe wherever I go. I went to a friend's wedding last week and they fell out of love right there at the altar.

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6yo ADHD child's father: did Mum give you a tablet [adhd medication] this morning?

Child: *sad head shaking*

Father: Do you want one today?

Child: *nodding so enthusiastically her whole body shakes*

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alkalineleak

Just watched a spider try and fail to spin a centipede. Best wishes girl

Shes trying so fucking hard. It even ran away once. WAIT ARE WE IN A BREAKTHROUFH?

Nvm . Girl u r bad at this

SHES FUCKING HITTING THE CENTIPEDE

LIKE JUST PUNCHING HER

SHE KILLED IT. Now shes tryong and failing to cocoon it

She gave up. USAs best soldier

AND SHES BACK AT JT. she has underestimated how heavy a centipede is and the string keeps snapping

SHE DID IT

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Cake i made today that looks like an amnesiacs distant memory

guys stop saying it looks like a burger patty with chees 💔

ITS CAKE ITS A TANGIBLE CAKE

I MIXED cake batter together and i put it in the oven and. I MADE a cake i HOPE this helps

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nachtimus

I've never seen death of the author applied to a baked good before, until now that is

a @derinthescarletpescatarian post if I've ever seen one

Exactly how I'd cook a burger patty with cheese

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my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

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goosebumps as a concept are so funny ur brain is like "oh no we're threatened! quick! make us look bigger!" and your skin, that absolutely does not have the ability to do that, is like "absolutely. right away boss"