Dude I love your blog. I'm a big fan of the cries for help

Italy has declared you a war criminal

I wasn't aware I was at war with Italy

You started it with that spaghetti

Italy has declared you a war criminal

I wasn't aware I was at war with Italy

Me: Oh, the time travel in this game doesn’t seem too complicated.

Virtue’s Last Reward:

[USER IS NOT CAPABLE OF BEING NORMAL ABOUT WHALE SHARKS]

I'm sorry Dr Shugart are you saying you missed out on a highly influential diplomatic appointment on the space station because you unwisely went skiing and broke a bunch or ribs right before the emergency, and then FURTHER BROKE YOUR LEG, AT THE HOSPITAL WHERE YOUR RIBS WERE BEING TREATED, BY FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS?

Honestly yeah that checks out as skilled academic behaviour

Skiing? Do I strike you as someone who gets that kind of exercise?

no i meant breaking your leg at the hospital while being treated for something else, i know if you attempted to ski you would die instantly.

Accurate read on me on both counts

I've heard about that, and I mean it's a comforting idea, but it sounds kinda transmed-ish? Like, even if that is true, I feel like championing that would lead to the exclusion of nonbinary people and such, not to mention the idea that being trans is something you can test for. I don't think we should trade one biological essentialism for another... Everyone should just be free to be who they're comfortable with.

That make sense

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

there are only two genders: frog and pig

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

oh god

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

This is the worst addition to this post

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

anyone in this thread smoke weed

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

Amogus

World Heritage Post

you know when somebody says this that they mean either a short amount of time, a long amount of time, or maybe just neither

(via @awesomebutunpractical)

I'm sorry Dr Shugart are you saying you missed out on a highly influential diplomatic appointment on the space station because you unwisely went skiing and broke a bunch or ribs right before the emergency, and then FURTHER BROKE YOUR LEG, AT THE HOSPITAL WHERE YOUR RIBS WERE BEING TREATED, BY FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS?

Honestly yeah that checks out as skilled academic behaviour

Skiing? Do I strike you as someone who gets that kind of exercise?