That one clip where it’s like “I feel god in this chilis tonight” except it’s me and other people willing to shove brendon urie into a wood chipper

by jay hulme

“showering every day is a rich people thing” ??? no it ain’t, i work a physically intensive job and i live in a humid climate.

“you don’t need to wash your legs because they don’t get sweaty” Ah you are Skinny. I see.

how often you should shower isnt really a one size fits all thing it depends heavily on your genetics your skin type the climate you live in your level of physical activity etc.

I AM BRAZILIAN IF I GO OVER 24H WITHOUT SHOWERING I START LOSING SANITY POINTS

"but it's too cold" take a shower to get warmer

"it's too hot" take a shower to get colder

"I'm sad" get a shower to be comfortable

"I'm ugly and dumb" get a shower to cry on

"I already showered today" get another shower, you deserve it

GET A SHOWER

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BTW for anyone too lazy to do the math a wage of $125 a day works out to about $15/hour for an 8-hour workday so..... someone in 1923 definitely had a vision of the future

[ID: The first has the title “The year 1923 predicts 2023″ above a photo of a newspaper reading “...Some one dreamed the other night that he was living in the year 2023, and people were going on strike because they only got $125 (possibly 12.5) a day and the price of eggs had gone up to $10 a dozen.

Next image is the dodgeball prophecy meme. /]

Has Woke Culture Gone Too Far? Now Liberals Want to Rename the Guillotine to the "Top Surgery Machine"

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

I... what.

Girl help they are doing Qanon style esoteric analysis of Taylor Swift Selfies

ik i’m fine on my own but where is the love of my life

Okay this is just getting funny now

in the bible in revelations i think or somewhere, it warns you that near the end times, false prophets will pop up claiming to be the messiah. do you ever think scholars from like 700 years ago studying the bible would have thought this would be one of them

Oh man they got all the boys out here

i never stop blogging even when im really upset i just sit there sobbing hitting buttons and reblogging everything

Hm

@ faradaycockcage

Further evidence

In the second Sonic movie, he refers to him self as ‘hedgehog of the house’ in Tom’s absence instead of ‘man of the house’ further implying his gender is hedgehog

it’s so sad i have to block these beautiful women sorry my dear but you’re not real

THEY ARE REAL. TO ME. you wouldn't get it i'm gonna go see my beautiful girlfriend diseasedribbon22

malware in. my body.

“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.” 

Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon

I can’t stop thinking about this message, so I spent a while trying to isolate just the writing and make it transparent. I might order a shirt with it

Whoever in Clackamas wrote this message on their bus stop, I love you

@deprivedmusicaljunkie

“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what

Milk is from breasts yum

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Spooky season is upon us! To celebrate I put together a few designs promoting books and libraries. If you like them, feel free to use them! These are four of my poster designs! Again, these posters are absolutely free for you to print and use!

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No matter how progressive or well-read you are, there are always going to be moments in your life where somebody pushes back against something that's so culturally ingrained you never even considered it before. And you'll say "Huh, it never occurred to me to challenge this but you're right" and that doesn't mean you were "morally toxic" before, it means you're a non-omniscient human capable of growth.