Got Years Of Experience

I can’t wait until my sense of taste is back. This cup of tea tastes like hot water. :(

Don’t worry, that’s normal for tea.

#girl all your post have ‘tumblr heritage post’ vibes like there’s so much 

Tags that make me indecisive about whether I should be flattered or horribly offended

My senses have returned and tea tastes normal again.

So, like hot water then?

Reminder that OCD doesn’t stand for organizing and cleaning disorder

People with OCD

OCD stands for Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, not everyone’s obsession is with cleanliness, not everyone’s compulsion is to organize

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Photographs from routine zoo escape drills

[id: two men holding the halves of an amethyst geode, smiling. the geode is heart shaped, and both men are smiling. /end id]

tiktok parents need to be stopped

idk about you guys but none of the things that cause me to burn out existed prior to industrialization

churning butter is repetetive and could be quite soothing. wiglaf is mine friend.

autism be damned my boy can work a butter churn

Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus

Today is my mom's bday so today my tattoo is her favorite key lime pie for her.

anakin skywalker literally just needed some choccy milk and he would’ve been fine

"Pro life my fucking ass. Let's talk about all the native kids you've killed!!"

Seen on a Catholic Church in Madison, Wisconsin

actually nothing but respect for the local sex toy store in my city just telling people they can shoplift morning after pills if they need to.

there is no way to hate myself into becoming a person i like.

there is no way to shame myself into a better life.

i can’t motivate myself to heal in the same ways i encouraged my own destruction.

action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him

none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty

Someone make a movie please.

Just send me 25% of the funding up front and the rest when I deliver the completed movie. I’ve got a kickstarter and

Sometimes your excuse to keep going despite the mental illness is just that you learned a new thing and want to explore that more. That can be just enough sometimes.

That and the new shoes I ordered coming in. D&D tonight with lovely people. Wanting to paint again sometime this week.

Im at the grasping at straws stage but by god my grip strength has improved.

“I’m at the grasping at straws stage but by god my grip strength has improved” is one of those phrases that’s going to live in my mind forever I’m just saying