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@depressednerdfan16

I came here because of transformers, which you can rip out of my cold, dead hands.
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xy-is-i

Imagine Danny Fenton working as a security gaurd at Arkum Asylum. Like, he jokes around with the inmates, makes horrible puns, try to get his stick in the mud coworkers to crack a smile. Nobody would take this bean pole seriously. Not noticing the lean muscle underneath his skin, or the way he surveys every room he enters in an instance. He's become a favorite with several inmates like Harley and the Riddler; not afraid to make witty comebacks and banter. There is just one thing though. He tells them one day if they ever try to escape they best do it when he's off the clock because they won't otherwise. Don't mistake this for a challenge, its a warning, he informs them. And the most mysterious thing about this new gaurd is that there has yet to be a successful prison break when he's on duity. This kind of record in Arkum is unheard of. Who knows what kind of attention that might cause. Mabye even the curiosity of a certain local Vigilante.

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recondite-room

If I were a villain trying to break out of Arkum and ran into Danny-freaky-ass- slendrman-looking-Fenton standing at the end of an unlit hall lookin’ into my soul with his dead fish eyes I’d turn right the fuck around. 

Some punks with more guts than brains tried to charge him and Guard Fenton just stared them down until the inmates lost their nerve and wouldn’t get any closer than ten feet from Fenton. The lights flicker. He doesn’t move, doesn’t blink. The man might not even breathe. The feeling is similar to walking through the forest and stumbling across a bear standing in your path. Something that seems so friendly from a distance but you dare not cross in close quarters. Something that makes your heart fall out through the seat of your pants. 

Hardened crooks who would willingly risk being tracked down by The Bat if they escaped won’t gamble their chances with Fenton. The guy simply has bad vibes, “horror movie vibes” as Harley so eloquently puts it. For everyone who has the good sense to stay put during Danny’s shift they get a bright, friendly smile and a congratulatory  “Good choice” during his rounds later. Two words that feel suspiciously like dodging a bullet. 

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Inmates place bets as to what kind of messed up stuff Fenton gets up to in has spare time to have such sketchy vibes. The most popular vote is serial killer. Another fan favourite guess is underground fighter, the Deathmatch variety. 
At some point during his high school career Danny got tired of running off to transform into Phantom to fight ghosts and started throwing hands as Fenton. From an outside perspective this looks like Amity Park is full of metas and Danny Fenton has a history of getting into fights with them. 
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jackalspine

People who’ve been in Arkham for more than a month maintain an active betting pool regarding newer inmate activity vs That One Prison Guard

Newer inmates are like ???? Why the fuck do you let this guy push you around??? He’s a child like half your size???

Danny, directly behind them- breathing cool vapor down their necks with his spooky fukcn eyes:

“h̴̨̢̧̻̤̬̭̤̗͙͈͙͉̃̋̓̋̓̿̓͆̕͘͜͠͝ͅě̸̡̛͉͖̠̺̜̺͕͎̅̍̈́̀̽̆̈́̍̾͝y̷̜̥͔̐̾͛́͑, ̶͓̫̬̣̯͗͆Ì̸̛̛͓̬̠͍͍͍̥͕̜̔̀̆̐̍̓͌̔̽͘͝’̴̨͖̼͉͈̭̙͎̖̗͓̣͙̹̅̇ͅm̶̛͍̤̠̱̯̙͍̯̗̐̍̈͋͂̅͛̐̏͑͘͜͝ ̴̟̉̽͗̔͝l̵͚͎͕͍̅͋į̴̨͖͔̰̭̗̹̔͋̍̔̋͐͛̿̚͜͝ͅk̴̬͈͈͖͙̥̞̰̲̭̟͈̽ͅe̷̥̮̎̀̀̕͝ͅ ̷̦̰͈͕̖͎͚͙̂͗͆2̵̘̠͂̈́̄̓̆̀̿̐̕͝͠3̸̜͍̜̱͕̠̒͆͊̇̃̃̀̆̽”