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@depresseddisneyprincess

kirby, lesbian, 22
professional clown, amateur comedian
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depresseddisneyprincess

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid stupid

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid lazy

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid ugly

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid worthless

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid idiot

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid fat

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids gender

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids sexuality

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids grades

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids hobbies

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids mental illness

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kid or call them names

#note to parents#verbal abuse#parents#kids#children#lazy#ugly#worthless#name calling#ido#fat#gender#sexuality#stupid#hobbies#mental illness#100k#125k#150k#175k#200k
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prohaloplayer
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prohaloplayer

i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you

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walkingentityofsnark
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darkmagiciangirl

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

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do-what-i-yoinky

Being on tumblr for years like:

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weaselsblaugh

this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older

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southerngothicaf
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astray-as-a-cat

Did you eat? (I love you) I bought the bread you like (I love you) I noticed you were upset so I brought you tea (I love you) I made this for you (I love you) I know you have a lot of work and can't talk now so I will leave this thing you like around (I love you) I did your chores (I love you) I will sit by in case you need anything (I love you. I love you. I love you)