Hi again 👋
Been a while... I don't know how much longer I can do this. Life I mean. I'm tired of the constant cycle of being okay then just feeling completely and utterly worthless. I know people care about me but I'm just so unbelievably tired.
I’m going to vent now, so tune out if you don’t want to hear it! I have no followers except for the occasional bot so no one to annoy with my rambling.
I feel numb, emotionally, the last two days I’ve just felt nothing. I don’t have anyone to talk to so I’m just writing it out here. I’m just trying to feel something, so I’m going to tell a joke I hopes of cheering myself up.
So, you go to a zoo, right, but it’s a lame zoo there is only one animal!!
It was a Shih Tzu! *ba dum tss*
Say it out loud if you don’t get it.
Ok cool I’m feeling a little better, bye for now 😉
“Shadows will scream that I'm alone
But I know, we've made it this far, kid”
Migraine - Twenty Øne Piløts
“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.
A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.
I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,
“I am the manager.”
ojiisanholic
a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site
Source: facingthewaves
Robert Downey Jr + his most iconic improvs in the MCU
I got a Groot planter and I am so excited 😆 I put one of my small succulants in it and it looks so cute!!!!
Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper perform ‘Shallow’ from A Star Is Born at the 91st Oscars tonight!
Source: karlrincon
“Ovia is pitching a paid version of its app to insurers and large employers who want a heads-up on how many of their members or employees want to conceive.”
please kill silicon valley
Tl;dr if you’re using flo, glow, or ovia to track your period, you should probably reconsider.
Clue appears to be a safe alternative (which is a relief since I use and like the app)
captainfabulous1
Aw shit, I use flo to track my period
I LOVE THAT THEY KEEP PICKING UP MORE OMG
Man, The Spiderverse movie looks rough as hell.
soft-symbiote
can you imagine being at this con dressed as spiderman and this caravan passes by and you’re like “…I gotta go” and leave your friends in the dust
m4ge-deactivated20210331
a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut
- kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes
- text your landlord
- remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response
- briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada
- remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states
- look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”
- remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you
- enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday
- order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.
- exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.
- return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open
- back up
- ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead
- release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it
- you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways
- the door swings open
- run up the stairs
- open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat
- cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home
- write tumblr post
Great lesson in empathy, you never know what someone is going through.
legally-bitchtastic
“And I put on weight. Big f–ing deal” is gonna be my new mantra
Wentworth Miller is really good
youngharlemnigga
Hayley really went off.
enlillestarling
I rewatched Lord of the Rings the other day and you know what I really appreciate?
The men are so tender.
They cry, and kiss each other’s foreheads, and hug, and call each other ‘my friend’ and ‘my dear’; they’re respectful to women and faithful to their partners; they have banter without being creepy and sleazy, and literally none of that stops them from being considered “manly”.
More Lord of the Rings men please.
Please reblog, this is so important.
I needed this
flyerfemalecompanion
Is this foreal?
Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:
critically-yours
reblog to save lives!
You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org
My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!
^^^^^THIS
get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.
I never knew this. It’s spectacular.
THIS is what I was looking for a few weeks ago when I was in crisis; reblog to save a life!
This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
Source: porterr-robinson
