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kenzie lawson (via wnq-writers)
Alternative responses when someone asks you whether you’re a boy or girl:
- equally-confused shrugging
- “about 20%”
- return the question, acting intrigued and interested with their answer
- take out your id card and squint at it for a couple minutes before admitting that you forgot your glasses
- lean in and whisper “I wonder the same thing daily”
- ask numerous detailed questions about which gender involves [insert quality], then make them wait a while as you tally up the points on your fingers
Can I do #4 while actually wearing my glasses, because I feel like it would add a little special something to the entire scene
Absolutely
also:
- “only on Tuesdays”
- “no” moonwalk away. keep eye contact the entire time.
- “Well, let me see.” either pretend you’re going to pull down your pants/skirt/w/e or stare down it pensively until the person becomes uncomfortable enough to leave. shush them as you would a toddler if they try to ask you anything else.
- answer it like a politician (bonus points: like a politician who is tripping balls). “well, helen, I think that’s a fascinating question and to really, truly, fully answer that, I think we have to start with the question of what gender, on a metaphysical level, really is…”
i want the opportunities to use each and every one of these 😂
themed-student (via wnq-writers)
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO IMAGINE A SKINNY SNORLAX?
btw if we’re mutuals you can ask for my number, snapchat, whatever other way of communication exists in this wide world
Here we go!!!! The Pansexual Pantheon!!!!!!! (Not the best but hey, I tried) just a little thing I wanted to do for fun. :3 pansexualfacts thanks for the inspiration! Plus I love your account and it makes me so much more comfortable with my sexuality. Thank you so much. Keep being hilarious and my favorite blog on tumblr. 💗💛💙
Mothers
aqsasutaria (via wnq-writers)
// but when does it stop hurting? when people stop hurting us or when we stop allowing them to?
(via @itsloren-notlauren)
Talking to some friends online who didn’t understand how weird Michigan is, well let me educate you:
- Two peninsulas, “Yoopers” on top, “Trolls” on the bottom, but unfortunately we all call ourselves “Michiganders”… - Tourists are called fudgees because we are under the impression all they buy is fudge - The further north you go, the more southern the people get - It’s conservative like the Midwest, but stuck up like New England - Yoopers are more Canadian than American (they all have Canadian accents) - We think the Great Lakes belong to only us (even the one we don’t border), and as kids we are taught to call them “HOMES” - When people talk about locations they point to areas on their hands (I live on the pinky for example) - Every 1/3 people owns a Confederate flag for “pride” despite Michigan having NEVER been a Confederate state - We say “whoop” instead of excuse me, or sorry - Recyclables are refunded, and so we have people sneak across the border just return bottles for a profit



