jesse

Your wcw is 5’ something, bottles up her feelings, takes 3 hour naps, is really clingy, and cries over dogs…. it’s me I’m your wcw

The division symbol, ÷, is just a blank fraction. You replace the dots with the numbers.

am I the only one who really likes it when ur holding someone’s hand and they just rub their thumb across yours

wake me up (before you go go) can’t wake up (before you go go) save me (don’t leave me hanging on like a yo yo)

SMALL TALK TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE SMALL TALK: Ask people if they have any pets. This is light and impersonal enough to offend no one. People who have pets are usually pretty excited to talk about them and show off pictures, so there’s a good chance that you will be looking at kitties and doggos. People who don’t have pets will usually talk about the pets they wish they had, or have had in the past. People who neither have nor want pets are pretty rare.

It’s a neutral topic to talk about but be prepared for the weirdest shit. I once spent an hour listening to a financial manager who kept tropical velvet earthworms

how to misread situations like a precious human being

bECAUSE THE BOYS MIGHT PLAY TEENAGE DIRTBAG FOR TONIGHTS CONCERT SO I IMAGINE THEIR VOICES WILL SOUND SIMILAR TO THIS!!

(yes this audio has Zayn in it and this is my edit)

Grandpa goals af 😭😭💕💕💕💕

e.s. (via neutral)

Who else thinks love is overrated until your head hits that mf pillow at night and you realize youre all alone and want to bond with someones heart

if u think u can just win me over with some food and a puppy … ur damn right

Whether you like Hannah or don’t like Hannah, Whether you think Justin can or cannot be redeemed, Whether you think Clay took too long or just enough time to listen to the tapes, There are two things everyone can agree on: 1. Bryce is a walking piece of trash 2. Jeff deserved better

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like