average "accessible" college campus
a piece of media that is bad: mundane. effectless
a piece of media that is bad but had the potential to be so so good: unbearable. agonizing. soul crushing even
The last character you drew/wrote about is now stuck in the last game you played. How screwed are they?
i hope whoever created tiramisu got slopped crazy style for the rest of their life
the destiny of blue eyed people is to crouch on the top of a gothic building forever serving a decorative purpose
i love defunctland because youll be watching a completely ordinary and straightforward video about theme park history until kevin says some shit like "nothing makes one face their own mortality more than being a wiggle" and then continues on like nothing ever happened
one of my single greatest flaws as a human being is that i still think using 4chan greentext to narrate events is extremely funny
Akumajo Dracula X: Gekka no Yasokyoku/ Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
oh no!!!
my ribcage split open, revealing a grotesque, vertical maw, slavering and bleeding, with uneven rows of jagged and splintered ribs for teeth!!!
and prom is TOMORROW!!!
FATHER FEED ME
THE VOID HUNGERS
28 today and 66 tomorrow... when will the madness end
if Dracula were in a boy band, he would be like, "fangs for the memories / even if they weren't so great"
It’s not turn-based but there is actually a game that is 100% this.
It’s called Kingsway, and it’s an active-time-battle roguelite. And it’s designed to look AND PLAY like windows 95. And I don’t mean it plays like a windows 95 game, I mean it plays like the operating system itself. Window management is a key part of the game! Often you have to juggle many windows and pop-ups to avoid getting hit or curses or whatever.
Like, when they cast a curse on you, it pops up as a small dialog box, often behind the main window, and you have only a few seconds to click AVOID to it.
The game doesn’t pause when you do inventory management, and you often have to manage a lot of bags at once. That’s hard to do in real-time, since each one is a separate window. The game uses the Windows 95 UI as part of the difficulty!
It’s a lot of fun and I highly recommend trying it out. Currently 10$ on steam, often drops down to like 5$ when there’s a sale. Check it out.











