everything thats happened tonight is like the lyrics of we didnt start the fire

hold up why’d she post this

sorry i bit you do you still want your receipt

events of tonight

biden: im 17 followers away from 270… mutuals pls rb to boost!!

PUTIN IS STEPPING DOWN????

https://nypost.com/2020/11/05/vladimir-putin-planning-to-step-down-next-year-report/

he did this because of destiel

IM DA

JOKER BABY

Nevada really went “we will announce the remainder of our vote count at noon eastern time on Wednesday no we won’t yes we will. No we won’t❤️”

An ASCII overview of the Molidae fish family:

Common sunfish Mola mola  |\ Σ  ￣￣\ Σ    C  °  3 Σ  ____/  |/

Bumphead sunfish Mola alexandrini   |\ Σ   ￣￣) Σ     C  ° 3 Σ    ___/    |/

Hoodwinker sunfish Mola tecta    |\ Σ ||￣￣\ Σ=     C ° 3 Σ ||____/    |/

Sharptail sunfish Masturus lanceolatus     |\   Σ  ￣￣\ <      C  °  3   Σ  ____/     |/

Slender sunfish Ranzania laevis |\_______ (           •o•  |/￣￣￣

Im British

Im British I Love Haggis A Pint At The Pub And The Pillsboury Doughboy 👍

no words

Call that a hammer to go with the sickle cause that's a pounder babe 😔

BAAB

Here’s my ABBA fanfic ok. A portal opened and a mirror-universe-ABBA, called BAAB, emerged. They joined forces as ABBABAAB. Another portal opened and a mirror-universe-ABBABAAB, called BAABABBA, emerged. They joined forces as ABBABAABBAABABBA. Another portal opened and a mirror-universe-ABBABAABBAABABBA, called BAABABBAABBABAAB, emerged. They joined forces as ABBABAABBAABABBABAABABBAABBABAAB. Another portal opened and a mirror-universe- ABBABAABBAABABBABAABABBAABBABAAB , called BAABABBAABBABAABABBABAABBAABABBA, emerged. They joined forces as ABBABAABBAABABBABAABABBAABBABAABBAABABBAABBABAABABBABAABBAABABBA. Hang on you look bored. Should I continue?

New game

my dad knew a guy in high school who could suck air up his butt and fart it back out

they were at a sleepover one time and all the lights were off and he heard someone say “hey do that fart trick” and suddenly he heard this slurping sound followed by a farting sound just repeating rythmically

One of my friends also does that, he calls it “The technique” and it’s hilarious

the technique

i’m laughing sooo hard @ my dad’s denial of how fat our dog is lmao