the judgement OF paris

paris and ares!

listen. LISTEN. I'm so fucking obsessed with the Excidium Troie, especially in a longer discussion of Paris and personal/narrative agency, and also in the general realm of, hey! so a god looks on you favorably! you followed the right steps, you passed the test you didn't know you were taking, you obeyed the right rules, and now you have a favorable reputation!

now your life is no longer yours, whatever comes after will be bloody and ugly on a scale you could not ever hope predict. fucking RIP, paris. your character will be corrupted, you will cease to exist as you did before, you were doomed before you were born, this WILL come to pass whether you were aware that you were the instrument of destruction or not.

Excidium Troie, trans. Muhammad Syarif Fadhlurrahman

LET'S GOOO! Scientists just confirmed that they brought Trilobites back!! I've been waiting for this news my whole life!

Actually, look under your seat right now! :)

Finally…

What

And I cannot stress this enough

the FUCK

I'm actually following this yarn shop on Etsy. It's the name of the yarn on the left. It's named after a line in Bob's Burgers.

Holy shit

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

thyrell.

just kill me

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

little liquid doodle

Got no sleep last night so I’m going to bed early but here’s another art I did of a younger Mantis

[Upon death, GOD and I are sitting in a theatre watching a compilation of all my previous lives]

[I am getting increasingly frustrated as I realize no matter what, every single life ends in a beheading no matter how out of place for the location/time period]

[GOD thinks this is the funniest shit and I’m just not having it ]

white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif

violence 4 life

I love men that are so hairy they can't even hide it like they have hairy ass forearms and it's creeping up their wrists and knuckles and poking out of the collar of their button up shirt... your slutty whore DNA is bursting at the seams. Whore.

I got a bit carried away here I apologize for my language

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

i designed some new katamari cousins. here's Buzz and Armand

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