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This Bastard Again?

@denythehummingbirds

Basil, 20s, pronouns free to the highest bidder

suddenly viscerally remembered when I was in first grade and decided that “I got a boo boo” was too childish of a way to communicate to my mom that I’d gotten hurt.

I was a bookish kid though, so instead I switched to “mommy, I’ve been wounded” which in retrospect must’ve been a little odd to hear from a six-year-old.

it does not matter if you have a genuine desire to do good (kendall) or a deep capacity for love (roman) or have comparatively progressive politics and are a victim of the misogynistic environment your father created (shiv). because if your sense of self is so intrinsically tied to oppressive capitalist structures, what good are your best impulses, your love, your decency? waystar is them and they are waystar what does any kindness they possess actually matter if they are only capable of acting upon it within the framework of the fascistic, patriarchal corporation that they have no desire to escape?

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

Anonymous asked:

Clown ftm trans surgery be like *balloon-animals a dick*

God trans masc clowns would be an untapped goldmine of packing jokes. Balloon animal dick, packer filled with endless scarves, packer that squirts water like one of those flowers. There's a lot of potential here

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I feel like these posts go hand-in-hand

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tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

some gucci posters to put up in the (millennium) break room 😇

text for image 1 reads: (top) GUCCI GARANTINE // (bottom) "I give you my guarantee!" with "#gucc1g4ng" scrawled on the bottom in marker. smaller text at the very top edge of the poster reads "Millennium Break Palisade Action and Outreach Committee".

text for image 2 reads: (top) GUCCI GARANTINE // (bottom) "Pathways to Success" -> From Diplomacy to Controversy to Unity -> //Strand Download Available

Fun fact: there is a small fault line that runs directly under the family cabin and occasionally we will find grad students standing hopefully at our gate because they wanna go poke it.

We do let them poke it.

I am choosing to believe that the fault line under your family's cabin has magical grad student attraction powers. They are drawn there like salmon to the river in which they spawned. It's an ancient, instinctual desire. This explains why I find myself yearning to travel west...